{"id":1155,"date":"2011-08-31T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-31T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/31\/excel-twitter-20110831\/"},"modified":"2011-08-31T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-31T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110831","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/31\/excel-twitter-20110831\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110831"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/image25.png\" width=\"108\" height=\"117\" \/>Yes, Excel has its own special language, but no cushions or flashing lights are included. You could write some code for the lights though, if you\u2019re a boss in Excel.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Oh my heavens&#8230;Excel has its own special language usually consisting of UGH and WHAT or How the heck? <\/li>\n<li>First one done In lab cuz I&#8217;m just that boss in Excel <\/li>\n<li>Oh. &quot;Move or Copy&quot; worksheet now equals Excel crash. That&#8217;s a new feature I hadn&#8217;t noticed this morning. <\/li>\n<li>Just told my boss im done for the day. Picking fantasy football over Microsoft excel today. #thuglife <\/li>\n<li>I may be good with computers, but even I&#8217;m not immune to mysteriously losing a bunch of work in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Who is the Patron Saint of spreadsheet software? <\/li>\n<li>That just doesn&#8217;t seem fair. Once you have the spreadsheet, there&#8217;s no turning back. \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>I feel very proud when I use normalization principles for excel tables. I hate de-norm excels. It kills the option to pivot <\/li>\n<li>On the train next to a woman who works for Edexcel. The first thing she did was open an Excel spreadsheet. Pleasing. <\/li>\n<li>OK Excel&#8230; Lets do this. And by do this I mean, I&#8217;ll cry at your feet after you show me who&#8217;s boss. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m underwhelmed by my return to work. The carpets aren&#8217;t cushioned, there are no flashing lights, and noone is thanking me for trying Excel <\/li>\n<li>you&#8217;re not a proper excel hero until you have mastered vlookup, pivot tables, and pretty colours. <\/li>\n<li>My major makes me feel stupid. Why do we need to know how to do a regression equation? Excel does that for me, and color codes the graph. <\/li>\n<li>Time to close all the excel sheets and write some code #IHateMonthEnd <\/li>\n<li>I love Excel as much as I love zucchini, The View, John Minto, low-carbohydrate beer, jogging, global communism and Michael Moore. <\/li>\n<li>I have a headache and don&#8217;t want to do the excel reports I have to at work! Can I just go back to bed? <\/li>\n<li>Amazing how hard I work to avoid more work. Here&#8217;s the Excel function I created yesterday: =CONCATENATE($A$3,B17,&quot; (&quot;,Anniversaries!E12,&quot;)&quot;, <\/li>\n<li>My boss called me a genius this morning bc showed him how to filter in Excel. #solid. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, Excel has its own special language, but no cushions or flashing lights are included. You could write some code for the lights though, if you\u2019re a boss in Excel. Oh my heavens&#8230;Excel has its own special language usually consisting of UGH and WHAT or How the heck? First one done In lab cuz I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/31\/excel-twitter-20110831\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110831&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}