{"id":1157,"date":"2011-09-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-01T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/01\/excel-twitter-20110901\/"},"modified":"2011-09-01T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-01T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110901","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/01\/excel-twitter-20110901\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110901"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/image26.png\" width=\"92\" height=\"112\" \/>If your fingers have fallen asleep from using Excel (or a calculator), it\u2019s time to clock out!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Best thing I ever heard :&quot; he&#8217;s the only dude that sits in front of an excel sheet with a calculator&#8230;&quot; LOVE IT ! <\/li>\n<li>I have a lot of respect for admin assistants who have to do a lot of admin work in Excel. It can be a bear. <\/li>\n<li>One year ago on Facebook I posted: &quot;I have a love\/hate relationship with nested conditional formulas in Excel.&quot; #nerd <\/li>\n<li>#Excel is killing me today. I deleted three columns with no data, links or anything, yet it&#8217;s now recalcing a 75Mb spreadsheet now *sigh* <\/li>\n<li>It is kind of insulting how much automatic formatting programs like #excel and #word do&#8230; especially since they almost always get it wrong. <\/li>\n<li>my pinky is asleep from copying and pasting so much at work #excel #longworkdays <\/li>\n<li>I need to master Excel. Probably doing way more work than I have to right now. <\/li>\n<li>Only Keith Urban&#8217;s Defying Gravity is preventing nerd riots among those who have to make %MSFT Excel actually work. <\/li>\n<li>Watched a doc called The Code about numbers hidden in nature. Been staring at Excel so long I now hate numbers and therefore hate nature. <\/li>\n<li>Budget plans&#8230; With in 2 hours I&#8217;ve gone from feeling like a complete idiot to a proficient idiot ! #excel <\/li>\n<li>I learnt some stuff today. Sure, it&#8217;s stuff I probably should have known how to do years and years ago, but hey, I know it now. \ud83d\ude42 #Excel <\/li>\n<li>My new (to me) work laptop has a mental breakdown every time I open an Excel spreadsheet. That&#8217;s ok, I only need Excel about 50 times\/day. <\/li>\n<li>OMG &#8211; 14 secs of sheer panic when i hid an excel worksheet by accident. panic over &#8211; it&#8217;s back. that was awful! <\/li>\n<li>Nothing beats #PowerPivot for exploring datasets you are not familiar with \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>The more I play around with Excel 2010, the more terrible I think the interface is. Don&#8217;t get me started on pivot tables. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m tired of working. *closes Microsoft excel, emails report to boss, grabs the remote &amp; lays down across couch* #clockedout <\/li>\n<li>who knows how to do bar graphs on excel? because i dont -_- stupid biology. go die. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If your fingers have fallen asleep from using Excel (or a calculator), it\u2019s time to clock out! Best thing I ever heard :&quot; he&#8217;s the only dude that sits in front of an excel sheet with a calculator&#8230;&quot; LOVE IT ! I have a lot of respect for admin assistants who have to do a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/01\/excel-twitter-20110901\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110901&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}