{"id":1159,"date":"2011-09-02T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-02T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/02\/excel-twitter-20110902\/"},"modified":"2011-09-02T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-02T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110902","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/02\/excel-twitter-20110902\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110902"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/image.png\" width=\"122\" height=\"83\" \/> How would you define proficiency in Excel? Pivot tables? Macros? Ability to sense the blue screen of death?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My IT guy just told me he can see the Matrix&#8230;he can see the Matrix but can&#8217;t take the cell protection off my excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>You know it&#8217;s time for #VBA when you open an #Excel workbook and see &quot;not enough system resources to display completely&quot; #overhaul <\/li>\n<li>Have made a thing in excel so I can work out how much holiday I&#8217;m owed\/have to take. I am having a very wild Friday night in the office. <\/li>\n<li>Marshes on fire&#8230;blame the illuminati. My pivot table won&#8217;t update&#8230;it&#8217;s the illuminati. International call rates&#8230;illuminati <\/li>\n<li>Automating PowerPivot Refresh operation from VBA <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/WdfoZkU\">http:\/\/t.co\/WdfoZkU<\/a> #Excel #PowerPivot #VBA <\/li>\n<li>Business cat in the office &amp; she just discovered my computer monitor, ruh roh. Cats love excel! <\/li>\n<li>This lady rated herself a 5 (the highest) in excel, then I asked her about special formulas and pivot tables and she had no clue #interviews <\/li>\n<li>Excel is singlehandedly killing my creativity one spreadsheet at a time. <\/li>\n<li>My computer doesn&#8217;t appreciate the Excel formulas I am using. <\/li>\n<li>OH: &quot;need emergency air lift out of this spreadsheet jockey den.&quot; #FridayAfternoonInDunwoody <\/li>\n<li>sooo glad making excel charts somehow became part of my job #sarcasm <\/li>\n<li>Isn&#8217;t the find ans replace the best thinhg about excel.. oh wait next to Vlookup.. or the data text to column&#8230; and pivot table.. <\/li>\n<li>you know your priorities have changed when you get pumped about a pivot table you&#8217;ve created. <\/li>\n<li>Oooo. Excel doesn&#8217;t like pivot-table reports on 222k with of patient records. I sense the blue screen of death is near. <\/li>\n<li>do you know any spreadsheet technology that can beat #excel ? | i don&#8217;t think so. #microsoft <\/li>\n<li>Spoke to a friend whose job interview Q went as follows: Do u know Macros, Pivot, vlookup on excel? Hmmn, so THAT defines proficiency? \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Very cool: Tips and Tricks: Mapping Data to a Map of the World in a PowerPivot Workbook: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/V8ePZ0m\">http:\/\/t.co\/V8ePZ0m<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"PowerPivot for Excel 2010\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2009\/11\/30\/drill-into-data-with-powerpivot\/\">PowerPivot for Excel 2010<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Pivot Table Books\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&amp;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fentity%2FDebra-Dalgleish%2FB001JP9TSO%3Fie%3DUTF8%26ref_%3Dntt_athr_dp_pel_1&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957\">Pivot Table Books<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How would you define proficiency in Excel? Pivot tables? Macros? Ability to sense the blue screen of death? My IT guy just told me he can see the Matrix&#8230;he can see the Matrix but can&#8217;t take the cell protection off my excel spreadsheet. You know it&#8217;s time for #VBA when you open an #Excel workbook &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/02\/excel-twitter-20110902\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110902&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}