{"id":1162,"date":"2011-09-03T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-03T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/03\/excel-twitter-20110903\/"},"modified":"2011-09-03T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-03T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110903","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/03\/excel-twitter-20110903\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110903"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/image1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/image_thumb.png\" width=\"121\" height=\"111\" \/><\/a> Did you know that Excel can help you cure a hangover, but can\u2019t solve your chocolate problems?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The key to kickin a hangover is completing a 20 page Excel spreadsheet in 50 mins. I promise <\/li>\n<li>What is the point creating a spreadsheet you can load 1 MM rows of data on if the program is simply going to chunk when you work w\/ it. <\/li>\n<li>Found out this morning I&#8217;m getting Excel 2010 at work and I got really excited. #toonerdyformyowngood <\/li>\n<li>I just made a pivot table in Excel. I&#8217;m like A Beautiful Mind, except I don&#8217;t mop toilets for a living, or whatever. I never saw the movie. <\/li>\n<li>Writing a userform macro on excel&#8230; Brain hurts <\/li>\n<li>How is the current topic of conversation in my house about excel spreadsheets <\/li>\n<li>I like how they just put &quot;Computer Programmer&quot; under his name. All he does is work in Microsoft Excel <\/li>\n<li>So I think I just convinced a coworker to pay me $75 to work on an excel spreadsheet. #winning? <\/li>\n<li>Who on earth sends out an agenda, directions, and map as an Excel spreadsheet? \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>I love it when excel turns your laptop in to a brick and you need a rebooty. Kind of like a mini vacation in your day. <\/li>\n<li>there is no problem that cannot be solved by a spreadsheet! (except lack of chocolate #suffering) <\/li>\n<li>Just taught someone how to create a pivot table over the phone #nerdmuch <\/li>\n<li>Apparently, there is an end to an excel spreadsheet. Well one question of the universe has been answered! <\/li>\n<li>Work today involves: video, fun, and Excel spreadsheets. #OneOfTheseThingsIsNotLikeTheOthers <\/li>\n<li>Dear M$ Excel 2011: your SEARCH function returns a natural number upon finding a string.. and an ERROR if not found?? #WhatsWrongWithZero <\/li>\n<li>Last night, midnight I wrote some convoluted excel vba, then lost the code..rewrote in half the time with better code, to bed at 1pm <\/li>\n<li>I swear my mom&#8217;s putting a spreadsheet or something together instead of a grocery list. Holyy, she&#8217;s got the prices and everythang. <\/li>\n<li>i had a dream that someone told me i couldn&#8217;t color code my excel sheet. more like a NIGHTMARE, am i right? #cooltweetbro <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you know that Excel can help you cure a hangover, but can\u2019t solve your chocolate problems? The key to kickin a hangover is completing a 20 page Excel spreadsheet in 50 mins. I promise What is the point creating a spreadsheet you can load 1 MM rows of data on if the program is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/03\/excel-twitter-20110903\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110903&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}