{"id":1168,"date":"2011-09-07T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-07T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/07\/excel-twitter-20110907\/"},"modified":"2011-09-07T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-07T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110907","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/07\/excel-twitter-20110907\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110907"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/image4.png\" width=\"99\" height=\"135\" \/>Should you settle for Excel\u2019s default colour scheme? What if it\u2019s windy, and you have 70 kids?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s windy. I love this weather. I don&#8217;t know how to use Excel. I need to finish this project. <\/li>\n<li>I will teach myself how to use excel and make a spreadsheet of my finances like a real adult. <\/li>\n<li>I think I&#8217;m in the wrong profession, I fall in love with Excel a little more everyday. #shootmenow <\/li>\n<li>When working in Excel on pivots or charts, you should NEVER&#8230; Ever settle for the default colouring\/formatting!#GeekTweet #iAmSoNerdy <\/li>\n<li>when something goes wrong in Microsoft Excel, I yell \u201c@Spolsky!!!\u201d &#8211; he hasn\u2019t worked there in something like 20 years <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/0wMjOV0\">http:\/\/t.co\/0wMjOV0<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>folks, don&#8217;t panic. I will fix the spreadsheet by the end of the week when I&#8217;ve heard from everyone. Stay calm. <\/li>\n<li>And What If\u2026 there was Microsoft Excel before computers were invented? <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/uTVMe18\">http:\/\/t.co\/uTVMe18<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>I dreamed last night that you lived with Mary and me and you made us play a crazy drinking game that used an excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>When we were a 2 person operation, we just used a giant Excel sheet. <\/li>\n<li>if you just want to do gantt charts, then excel is plenty good enough, I&#8217;ve designed skyscrapers around an excel prog #phdchat <\/li>\n<li>My love for Excel 2010 isn&#8217;t so strong after making my monthly reports. Everything has changed &#8211; I don&#8217;t like change.. <\/li>\n<li>#Excel is my new favorite #architecture \/ #design tool! <\/li>\n<li>brought my computer to work again! I want to try to use the MS EXCEL instead of piece of paper <\/li>\n<li>one sperm donor learned that he had 70 children. He now keeps track of them all on an Excel spreadsheet. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/pKYXBQW\">http:\/\/t.co\/pKYXBQW<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>after a crappy and emotional day I am trying to set up a budget in Excel, because obviously i have not suffered enough. It&#8217;s died 3 times. <\/li>\n<li>Excel on Mac is really just Microsoft making the point that you need Windows to do whatever you were planning to get done. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Should you settle for Excel\u2019s default colour scheme? What if it\u2019s windy, and you have 70 kids? It&#8217;s windy. I love this weather. I don&#8217;t know how to use Excel. I need to finish this project. I will teach myself how to use excel and make a spreadsheet of my finances like a real adult. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/07\/excel-twitter-20110907\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110907&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1168\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}