{"id":1170,"date":"2011-09-08T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-08T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/08\/excel-twitter-20110908\/"},"modified":"2011-09-08T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-08T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110908","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/08\/excel-twitter-20110908\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110908"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/image5.png\" width=\"61\" height=\"95\" \/>If you got a dollar for every spreadsheet that you created, you could hire someone else to teach your dad how to use Excel.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Its official. The fact that I was the only person excited about what I learned in my microsoft excel class proves that im a nerd. <\/li>\n<li>Just spent the last 3 hours on an excel spreadsheet. Its a near death experience. <\/li>\n<li>sorry, pivot = desperate. also, stop letting ppl who only know how to eat lunch and play with excel name things. <\/li>\n<li>Pro Tip: don&#8217;t use Mac computers and you&#8217;ll have no problem with Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Teaching my dad how to work excel #hesgettingthere <\/li>\n<li>I hate excel projects but I love when I finally figure it out #accomplished <\/li>\n<li>I really hope the people who signed off on not having the default axis colors in Excel be black got fired #annoying <\/li>\n<li>If you use MS Excel at work: enter &quot;up up down down left right B A B A start&quot; to get 30 more project accountants. #MadeUpFacts <\/li>\n<li>I think the biggest problem I have with the ladies is my inability to organically work my Excel skills into the conversation. <\/li>\n<li>Finally in bed, 4 hours to sleep. That was the longest work day ever! Going to dream of excel.. <\/li>\n<li>Excel crashed! Just lost an hour&#8217;s work of Excel number crunching. why didn&#8217;t it auto save and why didn&#8217;t I save it?? #iwantamacforwork <\/li>\n<li>Words of wisdom: If you don&#8217;t know Excel, just say so. Don&#8217;t send me a pivot table that doesn&#8217;t make sense!! #getittogether <\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s better than an embedded pivot table? Not much, I&#8217;d say <\/li>\n<li>I am single-handedly keeping Microsoft Excel in business&#8230;if they get a dollar for every spreadsheet I make. Which they don&#8217;t. #popandlock <\/li>\n<li>Would rather be in #catskills with shovel &amp; boots instead of here editing absurdly long Excel spreadsheet. Thinking of all of you. <\/li>\n<li>Sitting all alone in the hotel lobby, nursing a Corona, pounding an Excel spreadsheet &amp; Bryan Adams 1983 classic &quot;Heaven&quot; comes on. #Irony <\/li>\n<li>Pretty embarrassing that I can&#8217;t even work out how to turn my Excel page landscape \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Dashboards\" href=\"http:\/\/www.exceluser.com\/cmd.php?Clk=1197043\">Excel Dashboards<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you got a dollar for every spreadsheet that you created, you could hire someone else to teach your dad how to use Excel. Its official. The fact that I was the only person excited about what I learned in my microsoft excel class proves that im a nerd. Just spent the last 3 hours &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/08\/excel-twitter-20110908\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110908&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}