{"id":1171,"date":"2011-09-09T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-09T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/09\/excel-twitter-20110909\/"},"modified":"2011-09-09T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-09T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110909","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/09\/excel-twitter-20110909\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110909"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/ws.assoc-amazon.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&amp;Format=_SL110_&amp;ASIN=0743277708&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;ID=AsinImage&amp;WS=1&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;ServiceVersion=20070822\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom-style: none !important; border-right-style: none !important; margin: 0px; border-top-style: none !important; border-left-style: none !important\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=exceltheatre-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=0743277708&amp;camp=217145&amp;creative=399369\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>Are you frozen in terror at the sight of an Excel workbook, like those Watership Down rabbits, facing a car? If so, try relaxing with some candles and a facial mask, before you tackle those charts.   <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>They think I&#8217;m too stupid to use MS Excel and I don&#8217;t mind that they think that way. <\/li>\n<li>Worst nightmare &#8211; Boss explaining simple addition to me on Excel over my shoulder #FML also #HatingMathSince1993 <\/li>\n<li>Every time I look at this spreadsheet I experience something that the rabbits in Watership Down called \u2018tharn\u2019. How\u2019s that for a reference. <\/li>\n<li>Past few nights I have been dreaming in excel spreadsheet format. Hopefully &quot;normal&quot; dreams will return tonight. <\/li>\n<li>To make my excel spreadsheets bearable i now imagine i am in tron completing them. pivot table be gone! you&#8217;re the red guy! <\/li>\n<li>OMG! OMG! I just created a filter AND a Pivot Table in Excel in LESS THAN ONE HOUR. Unlimited wins. <\/li>\n<li>Love people panicking over little things, especially when answers are a formula away in excel. <\/li>\n<li>If I ever end up smashing my laptop, it&#8217;ll be because of Excel&#8230; DO WHAT I&#8217;M TELLING YOU TO DO!!!! Please. Thankyou. <\/li>\n<li>In case you were wondering, I am a wizard with Excel. (Yes, this means I solved the problem I complained about earlier) <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m so utterly bored of pissing about on Excel making formulas at work. I want to get drunk. Or to be entertained. Either or is fine <\/li>\n<li>is there ANYONE out there who doesnt use MS Excel\/Some spreadsheet app a work EVERYDAY? <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m in the turn everything into a pivot table kinda mood #thebrains <\/li>\n<li>So, I was asked to build a complicated spreadsheet, spent the last 3 hours doing it, just been told me he doesn&#8217;t need it anymore&#8230;.. FML <\/li>\n<li>Screaming &quot;Like a boss!&quot; after fixing Excel formulas at work. <\/li>\n<li>Fun fact: If i would have been half as good at excel as I am now, grad school would have been sooo much easier&#8230;#technology #fml <\/li>\n<li>I mean I love excel.. But 3 hours of advanced excel? that&#8217;s a bit much. at least this guy has an entertaining accent and gave me chocolate. <\/li>\n<li>I lit candles and cleaned, then pampered myself with a facial mask so I&#8217;d feel up to tackling more excel charts and number crunching&#8230; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you frozen in terror at the sight of an Excel workbook, like those Watership Down rabbits, facing a car? If so, try relaxing with some candles and a facial mask, before you tackle those charts. They think I&#8217;m too stupid to use MS Excel and I don&#8217;t mind that they think that way. Worst &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/09\/excel-twitter-20110909\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110909&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}