{"id":1175,"date":"2011-09-12T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-12T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/12\/excel-twitter-20110912\/"},"modified":"2011-09-12T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-12T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110912","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/12\/excel-twitter-20110912\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110912"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/image7.png\" width=\"96\" height=\"169\" \/> Never sign up for an Excel workshop on parade day. That could lead to wine drinking, and crying.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Why do I even try and learn on my own anymore? An hour of screwing with an Excel spreadsheet=nothing. 32 seconds on Google=everything&#8217;s done <\/li>\n<li>wow, having to google how to create a dropdown list in an excel spreadsheet. icky. <\/li>\n<li>Everyone at work is too busy putting out fires to listen to my excited squeals about conquering excel. <\/li>\n<li>I love unrolling huge &quot;scrolls&quot; (workshop flipcharts), covered in post-its and crazy cartoons, while suits work in Excel at nearby desks <\/li>\n<li>How is it possible avoid horrid stares when sat in Childs section of library? I was sat with a spreadsheet etc but still treated like crap <\/li>\n<li>Is it sick that I really like MS Excel so that I dream of creating the next big analytics report\/tool in predictive or forecasting modeling? <\/li>\n<li>Lets face it we all have one common enemy when it comes to work&#8230;Microsoft Excel ! <\/li>\n<li>Today I have made a spreadsheet budget. It&#8217;s so beautiful in its over-complication that I want to cry. #thisismytherapy <\/li>\n<li>Doing excel spreadsheet in the morning is tiring <\/li>\n<li>Few people understand the supreme joy that comes from looking at a professionally polished and complete excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Reorganizing data inside a giant Excel spreadsheet is the definition of mind-numbing work. <\/li>\n<li>I never knew how fun excel could be. The highlight of my life is learning new tricks with excel. Sadly chapter 1 has only 45 pages left. <\/li>\n<li>Never thought I would say this, but I work better in excel organizing thoughts and ideas than on paper. <\/li>\n<li>Drinkin&#8217; that wine&#8230;errr, I mean&#8230; productively reviewing that Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>This afternoon&#8217;s work resulted in a prettily coloured Excel workbook. Perfect use of my skills there. <\/li>\n<li>Finally on the way home. That&#8217;s a &#8216;filling in an audit spreadsheet&#8217; day that I&#8217;m not getting back :-\/ #fb <\/li>\n<li>1500 words, a spreadsheet, graph &amp; equations, and still only half way through :'( <\/li>\n<li>I love food, I don&#8217;t love spreadsheets. 33 years I&#8217;ve managed without Excel and now it is my nemesis #brainmelt <\/li>\n<li>Its frosh week, there&#8217;s a parade going on outside, its 29 degrees and I&#8217;m in a 7.5 hour financial modeling Excel workshop&#8230; #fml <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Validation\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataVal01.html\">Excel Data Validation<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Never sign up for an Excel workshop on parade day. That could lead to wine drinking, and crying. Why do I even try and learn on my own anymore? An hour of screwing with an Excel spreadsheet=nothing. 32 seconds on Google=everything&#8217;s done wow, having to google how to create a dropdown list in an excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/12\/excel-twitter-20110912\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110912&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1175"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}