{"id":1183,"date":"2011-09-16T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-16T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/16\/excel-twitter-20110916\/"},"modified":"2011-09-16T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-16T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110916","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/16\/excel-twitter-20110916\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110916"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/image10.png\" width=\"85\" height=\"187\" \/> Is your Excel world a commuter train, with suits and laptops, or is it magical land, with rainbows and unicorns?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>About to open Excel and start the dreaded spreadsheet. I loathe spreadsheets. I think in unicorns, rainbows and cotton candy. Eww, numbers. <\/li>\n<li>Crushing this excel project today. This is the first time I have used lookups and pivot tables #latebloomer. <\/li>\n<li>My spreadsheets are a work of art. Multi page documents all link together into the Voltron of Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Working on some gene lists. The part I knew how to code took a few minutes. The part I did on websites\/Excel took all night&#8230; #bigdata <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m sending geek love through the Internets to your Excel in hopes it will stop it from being cranky. <\/li>\n<li>im on the train home in a suit with my laptop out editing an excel spreadsheet. I feel like such a young hotshot exec haha. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve come to realize that my mind works a lot like an Excel Spreadsheet. Problems get matched up with the simplest solutions pretty quickly. <\/li>\n<li>My office mate is an Excel genius &amp; just fixed my problem in 30 seconds by creating an incredible formula of &quot;nesting ifs.&quot; #changedmylife <\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t add a column to a spreadsheet in Excel when your machine has limited memory. The hours just fly by while waiting for it to finish. <\/li>\n<li>How anyone can write code and remain sane is one of life&#8217;s mysteries. I become disorientated using excel formulas <\/li>\n<li>Listening to 2 guys argue about Microsoft Excel Spreadsheet, and the flaws with it. So enthralling! #PowerPointRules <\/li>\n<li>Thought someone at work just called me an &#8216;immeasurable beauty&#8217; but he was referring to the excel sheet I produced <\/li>\n<li>Would anyone be interested in going to class for me tonight? I would be quite happy if I didn&#8217;t have to sit through someone &quot;teaching&quot; excel <\/li>\n<li>Excel is such an easy class, I do my spreadsheet and spend the rest of the class on twitter&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>What a joyous moment when data is sculptured into a form that can be dropped into a pivot table for the final chiseling to answer biz Qs. <\/li>\n<li>Excel spreadsheet full of merged columns, pretty images, fancy borders &#8211; Its a spreadsheet. Its about the data. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Pivot Table Books\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&amp;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fentity%2FDebra-Dalgleish%2FB001JP9TSO%3Fie%3DUTF8%26ref_%3Dntt_athr_dp_pel_1&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957\">Pivot Table Books<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is your Excel world a commuter train, with suits and laptops, or is it magical land, with rainbows and unicorns? About to open Excel and start the dreaded spreadsheet. I loathe spreadsheets. I think in unicorns, rainbows and cotton candy. Eww, numbers. Crushing this excel project today. This is the first time I have used &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/16\/excel-twitter-20110916\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110916&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1183"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1183\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}