{"id":1185,"date":"2011-09-17T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-17T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/17\/excel-twitter-20110917\/"},"modified":"2011-09-17T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-17T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110917","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/17\/excel-twitter-20110917\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110917"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/image11.png\" width=\"158\" height=\"85\" \/> Even if your boss asks you to do his Excel graphs, please don\u2019t use words that would make your mother get out the bar of soap.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>This morning I spent 4 hrs creating a button on a spreadsheet which inserts an incremental digit into a cell when you click it. I&#8217;m ON FIRE <\/li>\n<li>Excel and I can&#8217;t seem to get enough of each other this semester. I&#8217;ve been working on the same spreadsheet since 10pm #CorporateFinance <\/li>\n<li>Step 1. Get asked to do a pivot table. Step 2. Say yes. Step 3. Google &#8216;pivot table&#8217;. <\/li>\n<li>Problem solved. That was strange. No idea why that happened. Must&#8217;ve clicked something weird in excel. <\/li>\n<li>My construction partners are working on a 4.1 Million dollar job!! I completed the Excel spreadsheet MYSELF yesterday!!! Top that!!! lol <\/li>\n<li>i&#8217;m using bad words right now. my mother would tell me to wash my mouth out with soap. it&#8217;s a swearing moment tho. stupid excel is stuck <\/li>\n<li>Found out today that my first and only successful attempt at creating a macro is pointless due to client not having current Excel. #fml <\/li>\n<li>To celebrate Engineer&#8217;s Day today boss has ask me work extensively on Excel sheets. <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s still an huge frustration to me that I can&#8217;t have two windows of excel open. As in two screens, each with one spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Apparently my boss has never made a graph on excel before&#8230; Don&#8217;t you learn that in 4th grade?? #HowTheHellDoYouHaveAPhD??? <\/li>\n<li>I swear.If life was a game. The big bad boss one would need to kill at the end would be called &quot;Excel&quot; *chills down the spine* <\/li>\n<li>why doesnt anyone do the work in this class?! everybody supposed to be in Microsoft Excel but all I see is fb, emails, online shopping, etc. <\/li>\n<li>dear cow-orkers, &quot;ISERROR&quot; is a valid excel function. it does not mean that the value in the cell you are looking at is incorrect. love, woj <\/li>\n<li>Boss: &quot;What&#8217;s that thing you are really good at?&quot; Me: &quot;Excel, macros..&quot; Boss: &quot;No, no..TROLLING! Yes, I need you to help me&#8230;&quot; #SMH <\/li>\n<li>Had never heard of a pivot table in excel, now believe it to be the coolest thing in the world. It&#8217;s a thing of beauty. #irenc. <\/li>\n<li>A coworker just called a spreadsheet I made &quot;better than sex!&quot; I&#8217;m just that good at Excel. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even if your boss asks you to do his Excel graphs, please don\u2019t use words that would make your mother get out the bar of soap. This morning I spent 4 hrs creating a button on a spreadsheet which inserts an incremental digit into a cell when you click it. I&#8217;m ON FIRE Excel and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/17\/excel-twitter-20110917\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110917&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}