{"id":1187,"date":"2011-09-19T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-19T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/19\/excel-twitter-20110919\/"},"modified":"2011-09-19T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-19T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110919","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/19\/excel-twitter-20110919\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110919"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/image12.png\" width=\"107\" height=\"120\" \/> Excel can do almost anything, but you shouldn\u2019t expect it to get marmalade out of the duvet.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>MySQL is cool and all, but why can&#8217;t we just run a website off of a complicated Excel spreadsheet? <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s only six hundred thousand cells with database references, what&#8217;s your problem excel? #waiting <\/li>\n<li>Just created a 19th tab in an Excel workbook: Bibliography. That&#8217;s a first for me. <\/li>\n<li>Wish me luck&#8230; I&#8217;m going to attempt my first pivot table&#8230; all by myself, from scratch&#8230; :\/ <\/li>\n<li>Not motivated to work on an excel spreadsheet, twitter is more fun. #justsayin #nomotivation <\/li>\n<li>Coffee+Excel+Archer+HDTV+Cookies=A pretty okay way to do work <\/li>\n<li>Sitting at Starbucks creating excel sheets on my laptop, emailing from my iPad, and tweeting from my BBerry. This is stupid. <\/li>\n<li>Jamie is enthusing about doing pivot tables in excel. The grin on his face frightens me. What has my brother become? <\/li>\n<li>Pivot tables are for people who have insufficient excel Fu to make their own tables <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been more interactive on Twitter this morning than with my Excel Spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s not what I usually do but just rescued friend&#8217;s Excel document \u2013 looked like it was attacked by Skittles. Phew! That was a close one. <\/li>\n<li>Today I made my first spreadsheet. I still can&#8217;t get the Marmalade out of my duvet <\/li>\n<li>I need to be churning out creativity. I can&#8217;t be stuck with figures, numbers, and excel charts. <\/li>\n<li>But I do Excel at Work ONLY because it lets me keep a job that lets me come home to Word. <\/li>\n<li>stupid excel. stupid median, stupid pivot tables. stupid homework <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excel can do almost anything, but you shouldn\u2019t expect it to get marmalade out of the duvet. MySQL is cool and all, but why can&#8217;t we just run a website off of a complicated Excel spreadsheet? It&#8217;s only six hundred thousand cells with database references, what&#8217;s your problem excel? #waiting Just created a 19th tab &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/19\/excel-twitter-20110919\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110919&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}