{"id":1191,"date":"2011-09-21T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-21T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/21\/excel-twitter-20110921\/"},"modified":"2011-09-20T11:04:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-20T15:04:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110921","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/21\/excel-twitter-20110921\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110921"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/image14.png\" width=\"99\" height=\"92\" \/>Even at 85% zoom, a blank Excel workbook doesn\u2019t look any classier. However, it\u2019s better than a worksheet filled with Transformer info.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I love when people go they are advanced at excel. I&#8217;ve seen what IT can do with excel, your =sum(A+B) functions don&#8217;t make you advance <\/li>\n<li>I feel like I&#8217;m hazing this co-op: he&#8217;s already made me a cup of coffee and written me an Excel code to help with my work today. <\/li>\n<li>I may not get any sleep tonight, if I can&#8217;t figure out how to do these stupid formulas on Excel. #stressed <\/li>\n<li>Who knew the 65,536 row limit in Excel 2003 would be a problem&#8230; #Sour <\/li>\n<li>Today instead of doing work, i made an excel spreadsheet, organized by date and time, to keep track of my shows. Don&#8217;t judge <\/li>\n<li>after saving more than 70 names and cp numbers in excel, i accidentaly overwrite it with a blank document.waaahh! <\/li>\n<li>It takes becoming a technical editor and knitwear designer to truly love and appreciate a relationship with Excel. <\/li>\n<li>I think the OCD part of you is asking you to catalogue the voices in your head on an Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>My computer at work &quot;Cannot quit Microsoft Excel.&quot; #BrokebackCallCenter <\/li>\n<li>Aretha Franklin always makes excel sheets easier to work with #RESPECT <\/li>\n<li>Always amazes me how much classier any Excel spreadsheet looks at 85% zoom than at normal zoom. <\/li>\n<li>I keep Excel open on my computer so it looks like I&#8217;m doing work while playing Brick Breaker. You can&#8217;t say I&#8217;m not working, I made graphs! <\/li>\n<li>My boss is looking for a replacement now: any dumbass who vaguely knows excel and lotus can have my job. Numbers is not rocket science. <\/li>\n<li>I love excel, given the datas are consistent yah. Once people screwing with the data, it&#8217;ll be a pain to work with it. <\/li>\n<li>I love excel, those cheeky little cells and sexy formulas&#8230; \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Froze my excel once again, someday I&#8217;ll have a computer that can handle the work I do <\/li>\n<li>i think if i see one more excel sheet i will really faint. how can you get a disorganized person to do organized work?! <\/li>\n<li>Interviewed a guy today whose hobby is collecting Transformers &amp; keeping an excel spreadsheet of their robot powers. Yep. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even at 85% zoom, a blank Excel workbook doesn\u2019t look any classier. However, it\u2019s better than a worksheet filled with Transformer info. I love when people go they are advanced at excel. I&#8217;ve seen what IT can do with excel, your =sum(A+B) functions don&#8217;t make you advance I feel like I&#8217;m hazing this co-op: he&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/21\/excel-twitter-20110921\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110921&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1191"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1191\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1192,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1191\/revisions\/1192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}