{"id":1195,"date":"2011-09-22T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-22T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/22\/excel-twitter-20110922\/"},"modified":"2011-09-22T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-22T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110922","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/22\/excel-twitter-20110922\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110922"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/image15.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/image_thumb1.png\" width=\"108\" height=\"180\" \/><\/a>Get out your coloured pencils and make a few charts for the boss \u2013 those twelve hours at work today will pass quickly!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Quickly becoming the Excel Jedi at work, like it or not. Would rather be a real Jedi. They probably dont dream of spreadsheets. <\/li>\n<li>3 hours with Excel and pivot tables. Data analysis in schools takes teachers&#8217; time away from teaching! <\/li>\n<li>LOL My boss just closed excel with out saving his home work. *Having a huge childish fit right now&#8230;.* <\/li>\n<li>Just learned how to use #Excel pivot table slicers!!! Yay this is awesome \ud83d\ude00 <\/li>\n<li>I feel my talent is being wasted! My best work today a excel table a stupid table! <\/li>\n<li>I forgot how complicated excel charts can be. <\/li>\n<li>my boss just asked me to count how many ppl we sent newsletter to, gave me excel spreadsheet with names&#8230; seriously. <\/li>\n<li>Did you know if you select all the worksheets in a workbook &amp;click out of it they aren&#8217;t unselected? Time to redo work #Excel#Learning #Sigh <\/li>\n<li>Worked all day. Excel thought it&#8217;d be funny to break and discard all my work. Worked the day all over again. Twelve hours. <\/li>\n<li>Right&#8230;Payday&#8230;Microsoft Excel and me are going to work together to sort out my train wreck finances&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>sure-fire way to be sure you&#8217;ll never be my friend: send me an excel spreadsheet where every cell is formatted differently. <\/li>\n<li>Driving in awful traffic to an excel seminar. I hate my boss for scheduling this. #dontfireme <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel is the most boring thing ever. I&#8217;m fed up of making pie charts! <\/li>\n<li>I AM AWAKE!! &#8230;and hafta go back to working on Excel. i am now past pivot tables and onto graphs. what a thrill! <\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t have any myself but I bet there&#8217;s lots of Excel-ent spreadsheet jokes put there. Sorry. <\/li>\n<li>Struggled today thanks to glorious MS access and Excel I&#8217;m starting to wonder if colouring pencils could be a real alternative for charts. <\/li>\n<li>My Boss recently completed&#8217;Excel for Dummies&quot;. Now, the rest of us are reading &quot;The Dummy Unleashed <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Slicers\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2011\/03\/07\/filter-multiple-pivot-tables-with-excel-2010-slicers\/\">Excel Slicers<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Get out your coloured pencils and make a few charts for the boss \u2013 those twelve hours at work today will pass quickly! Quickly becoming the Excel Jedi at work, like it or not. Would rather be a real Jedi. They probably dont dream of spreadsheets. 3 hours with Excel and pivot tables. Data analysis &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/22\/excel-twitter-20110922\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110922&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1195\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}