{"id":1199,"date":"2011-09-24T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-24T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/24\/excel-twitter-20110924\/"},"modified":"2011-09-24T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-24T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110924","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/24\/excel-twitter-20110924\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110924"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/image17.png\" width=\"133\" height=\"118\" \/> You won\u2019t get your Excel homework done, if you keeping thinking about puppies on skateboards.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Trying to get Microsoft Excel to do standard deviation is like trying to teach a puppy to ride a skateboard. <\/li>\n<li>Work told me today that they&#8217;re sending me to an Excel\/macro programming class and I&#8217;m excited! I know I&#8217;m a huge geek! <\/li>\n<li>I just showed a sergeant on base how to use excel <\/li>\n<li>Trying to work on Excel spreadsheets while balancing an icepack on my head. This is new \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>iWorry that another excel sheet will make sure that iCant excel any more in my work today. <\/li>\n<li>Helping clare with excel sheets for her class at school. I should be charging the school for the IT consultancy I&#8217;ve put in. <\/li>\n<li>people laughed at me when I made a spreadsheet of my Cali trip, detailed down to the 15 min. we are a family of excel lovers. <\/li>\n<li>In 30 seconds, this class just turned from &quot;let&#8217;s get a head start on your problem set&quot; to &quot;how to use excel 101&quot; #wasteoftime <\/li>\n<li>She had a spreadsheet &#8216;Marry me vs Don&#8217;t marry me&#8217; and I found it 3 years after we got married. The cons outweighed the pros. Hahahaha. <\/li>\n<li>Guess who just closed Excel without saving changes and lost an entire morning&#8217;s work? #thisguy Glad I wasn&#8217;t working too hard now. <\/li>\n<li>Officially given up on lofty dreams to make it to Head in my early 30&#8217;s. Gave up a year ago when I realized I am just an Excel Monkey. <\/li>\n<li>I am one vey uncooperative Excel graph away from being done with this stupid lab. <\/li>\n<li>Alright. I&#8217;m a dork. I started my holiday spreadsheet. About 70% done with shopping, too. <\/li>\n<li>I feel clever AND stupid at the same time. Mathematics + Excel does things to one&#8217;s brain. <\/li>\n<li>This girl in my class just asked to cheat of my homework, it was so awkward because it had to be a typed excel spread sheets. <\/li>\n<li>one new workbook a day keeps the chilling completely away #excel #fb <\/li>\n<li>Is there any way to die in a glorious way from formatting a spreadsheet? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You won\u2019t get your Excel homework done, if you keeping thinking about puppies on skateboards. Trying to get Microsoft Excel to do standard deviation is like trying to teach a puppy to ride a skateboard. Work told me today that they&#8217;re sending me to an Excel\/macro programming class and I&#8217;m excited! I know I&#8217;m a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/24\/excel-twitter-20110924\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110924&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}