{"id":1205,"date":"2011-09-29T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-29T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/29\/excel-twitter-20110929\/"},"modified":"2011-09-29T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-29T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110929","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/29\/excel-twitter-20110929\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110929"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/image19.png\" width=\"78\" height=\"100\" \/> Yes, we get older, but not smarter, and we deal with our Excel problems any way that we can. But, to be fair, maybe that computer had the Etch-a-Sketch version of Excel.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Computer screen freezes on Twitter.. in work.. Boss walking down the corridor.. mild panic.. And just before he arrives.. Open Excel! yey! <\/li>\n<li>Wahhhhh, someone fix my stupid excel spreadsheet! It&#8217;s totally broken \ud83d\ude41 I hate you excel. <\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;re serious with Excel when your boss offers to drop 8GB RAM into your system to handle the processing. <\/li>\n<li>This is how I ensure my productivity when I am tasked with making charts and graphs in Excel. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/IX0r4Rn8\">http:\/\/t.co\/IX0r4Rn8<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Up at 7am playing with Excel pivot tables #rocknrolllifestyle <\/li>\n<li>Finally got the macros in this Excel spreadsheet to work. Let the game simulations begin! <\/li>\n<li>You know you need a happy hour or to go halloween deco shopping when you write &quot;bat country&quot; in your excel report. <\/li>\n<li>Way to impress me #excel! =Upper got an out loud cheer at my desk. <\/li>\n<li>i need to learn how to do fancy pie charts in Excel. apparently they are crowd pleasing. <\/li>\n<li>Then, one boss, who&#8217;s been rather intimidating and dismissive, asked me to redo somebody&#8217;s matrix because I&#8217;m &quot;obviously skilled&quot; in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m either gonna really love or hate Microsoft excel when I&#8217;m done with this project. Still too early to tell&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>&#8216;we can&#8217;t use your pivot table because our people don&#8217;t know Excel very well&#8217; Excuse me? D: <\/li>\n<li>so importing data into excel spreadsheets is probably not on my top 10 favorite hobbies nor does my attention span appreciate this activity <\/li>\n<li>I am such a nerd that I&#8217;m actually excited about studying linear programming in my spreadsheet modeling class. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel, why must you fight me this wonderful fall morning? WHY? #excel #justaskin <\/li>\n<li>Scared to fall asleep tonight. Not because of spiders or rats&#8230; because I&#8217;m afraid of having dreams about making charts in Excel. #longday <\/li>\n<li>Just witnessed a 40 year old woman shake her computer screen because she erased a workbook in Excel. Yes that&#8217;ll fix it lady. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, we get older, but not smarter, and we deal with our Excel problems any way that we can. But, to be fair, maybe that computer had the Etch-a-Sketch version of Excel. Computer screen freezes on Twitter.. in work.. Boss walking down the corridor.. mild panic.. And just before he arrives.. Open Excel! yey! Wahhhhh, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/29\/excel-twitter-20110929\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110929&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}