{"id":1207,"date":"2011-09-30T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-30T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/30\/excel-twitter-20110930\/"},"modified":"2011-09-30T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-30T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110930","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/30\/excel-twitter-20110930\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110930"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/image20.png\" width=\"95\" height=\"86\" \/>Please use Excel for good, not evil. Create an Excel bakery, instead of a hitlist. <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I got an Excel spreadsheet of the ppl who owe me money, in time it will become a hitlist #sorrymom <\/li>\n<li>Adding charts to Excel spreadsheets gives the illusion I&#8217;m actually accomplishing something meaningful. #lifepostcollege #PGP <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s so dangerous we are warned weekly. Every year, students die in tragic grouped excel worksheet fires. <\/li>\n<li>My mom can&#8217;t make a call on a cell, but that woman can make an excel spreadsheet like no one else <\/li>\n<li>Just because I do charts in nice colours, Boss thinks I can do chart magic. Had you let me attend the advanced Excel course, maybe la&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I will be burning my microsoft excel workbook at the end of the semester <\/li>\n<li>Made so many pie charts yesterday, I think I call my office the &quot;Excel Bakery.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>D.O.N.E!! Dear boss, just coz I rock at Excel does NOT mean I love working on it!! -_- #grumpy <\/li>\n<li>30 years old and i&#8217;ve never done a spreadsheet before. HOW DO YOU USE EXCEL :\/ <\/li>\n<li>Having a bad day?I&#8217;m working in financial budgets and am stuck in a massive Excel spreadsheet. You should be feeling better now. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve just unbodged someone&#8217;s spreadsheet and created an efficient, workable document. In my mind, this makes up for what I lack in html. <\/li>\n<li>Does anyone know of a way to share an excel workbook on twitter <\/li>\n<li>I have no idea how to work Excel. How do I make a spreadsheet? Why is this necessary? <\/li>\n<li>Oooh, I&#8217;ve had a &#8216;minor loss of fidelity&#8217;. But don&#8217;t worry, &#8216;im indoors, I am not seeing the milkman. Just a problem with Excel <\/li>\n<li>MS Excel is the greatest trick Bill Gates has ever pulled on mankind to delude them to think that they actually do some work! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please use Excel for good, not evil. Create an Excel bakery, instead of a hitlist. I got an Excel spreadsheet of the ppl who owe me money, in time it will become a hitlist #sorrymom Adding charts to Excel spreadsheets gives the illusion I&#8217;m actually accomplishing something meaningful. #lifepostcollege #PGP It&#8217;s so dangerous we are &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/09\/30\/excel-twitter-20110930\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110930&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}