{"id":1209,"date":"2011-10-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-01T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/01\/excel-twitter-20111001\/"},"modified":"2011-10-01T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-01T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111001","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/01\/excel-twitter-20111001\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111001"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/image21.png\" width=\"106\" height=\"109\" \/> Some days, it\u2019s tough to deal with Excel and your boss at the same time. Maybe a 460 word explanation would help. Or a quick dance with a robot.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Excel isn&#8217;t a word-processing software. It&#8217;s a spreadsheet software. I think many people don&#8217;t know this thing. <\/li>\n<li>mike can you help? they hid that thing on my computer where you turn the page like sideways you mean landscape? #excel #youshoudnthavajob <\/li>\n<li>day two of green charts . . . has Excel become self-aware? is it making it&#8217;s own decisions? why does it love green so much? #Excel #Weird <\/li>\n<li>So I dreamt I was dancing to Swan Lake in an Excel worksheet with the robot Microsoft help assistant. He was quite the mover. I ? Excel <\/li>\n<li>Excel file is open and your boss asks you, What are you working on?#stupidquestion <\/li>\n<li>I had just had to go over order of operations with my boss in Excel&#8230;please, promotion, you can&#8217;t come soon enough. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Pivot Table, thank you. I would have totally lost it and given up on this job (and smashed the monitor) if it weren&#8217;t for you. <\/li>\n<li>I decided to type &quot;yo boss&quot; in row 66580 of a work excel spreadsheet. I wonder if he&#8217;ll notice\/be mad. <\/li>\n<li>Today, I had to teach my boss how to select multiple cells in Excel using the control key. After 40 minutes, she still doesn&#8217;t understand. <\/li>\n<li>So much work to get finished before the end of the day, so I&#8217;m off to the spreadsheet mines. <\/li>\n<li>OMG its soo fun troubleshooting in excel. And im not being sarcastic. <\/li>\n<li>My boss needs to stop messing with my excel workbook. I just spent all this time repairing a broken formula. &gt;:[] <\/li>\n<li>For my 1st project my boss sent me an Excel spreadsheet for quoting and said &quot;Here, I want this automated.&quot; #imnotaprogrammer <\/li>\n<li>Well, I just sent a 460-word explanation about a data-entry and pivot table excel sheet. Probably won&#8217;t be enough. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d love to have a friend who is a Microsoft Excel junkie. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Entry Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataEntry01.html\">Excel Data Entry Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some days, it\u2019s tough to deal with Excel and your boss at the same time. Maybe a 460 word explanation would help. Or a quick dance with a robot. Excel isn&#8217;t a word-processing software. It&#8217;s a spreadsheet software. I think many people don&#8217;t know this thing. mike can you help? they hid that thing on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/01\/excel-twitter-20111001\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111001&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}