{"id":1211,"date":"2011-10-03T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-03T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/03\/excel-twitter-20111003\/"},"modified":"2011-10-03T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-03T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111003","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/03\/excel-twitter-20111003\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111003"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/image.png\" width=\"111\" height=\"97\" \/>Don\u2019t wear bright shoes, and avoid bosses who colour the Excel sheets yellow. These things do not make your spreadsheets seem more epic.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Two hours work on a massive Excel file wasted because &quot;Select All&quot; turned out to really mean &quot;Select Some.&quot; #MSfail <\/li>\n<li>I love listening to video game music while at work. It makes Excel spreadsheets seem so much more epic. <\/li>\n<li>140 characters just isn&#8217;t enough to respond. I&#8217;ll send you an excel spreadsheet \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Love blowing people&#8217;s mind with Excel, I am amazed after all these years people still don&#8217;t realize what this program can do. <\/li>\n<li>Have to remember how to do charts showing standard deviation in Excel &#8211; blaarrghhh #braincellsdying <\/li>\n<li>My boss swears he is doing big things by highlighting this excel spreadsheet..yellow everywhere&#8230;smh <\/li>\n<li>looking for a cave with a electrical outlet so I can hide out and finish my kettle spreadsheet uninterrupted&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m really sad &#8211; I have an excel spreadsheet that I copy each year with all names on &amp; then I start the present hunt <\/li>\n<li>OK, Excel, you know we have this love\/hate relationship. Today&#8217;s mostly the latter. Don&#8217;t worry, it&#8217;s not me, it&#8217;s you. Definitely you. <\/li>\n<li>I wish there was a way to post an Excel document to Twitter. This thing is a work of art!! #nerd <\/li>\n<li>And btw THANK GOD FOR EXCEL. College made me fall out of love with Math but it made me fall in love with YOU \ud83d\ude00 <\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;re tired when you&#8217;re wondering why iTunes isn&#8217;t recognizing your iPod&#8230;and then realize you actually opened Excel. <\/li>\n<li>The brighter the color of your shoes, the less you know about pivot tables in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Thanks for enabling my tantrum guys, I will never use excel again after this I swear. Not worth my bp going up! <\/li>\n<li>I been pretending to work all day, with this old Excel document open &amp; a piece of paper in front of me <\/li>\n<li>I wish I wasn&#8217;t still at work\u2026 and I wish I wasn&#8217;t still using Excel. #fb <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Conditional Formatting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlCondFormat01.html\">Excel Conditional Formatting<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don\u2019t wear bright shoes, and avoid bosses who colour the Excel sheets yellow. These things do not make your spreadsheets seem more epic. Two hours work on a massive Excel file wasted because &quot;Select All&quot; turned out to really mean &quot;Select Some.&quot; #MSfail I love listening to video game music while at work. It makes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/03\/excel-twitter-20111003\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111003&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1211"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1211\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}