{"id":1212,"date":"2011-10-04T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-04T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/04\/excel-twitter-20111004\/"},"modified":"2011-10-04T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-04T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111004","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/04\/excel-twitter-20111004\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111004"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0609607820\/ref=as_li_ss_il?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=217145&amp;creative=399369&amp;creativeASIN=0609607820\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/ws.assoc-amazon.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&amp;Format=_SL160_&amp;ASIN=0609607820&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;ID=AsinImage&amp;WS=1&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;ServiceVersion=20070822\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom-style: none !important; border-right-style: none !important; margin: 0px; border-top-style: none !important; border-left-style: none !important\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=exceltheatre-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=0609607820&amp;camp=217145&amp;creative=399369\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>Some days, you can get Jell-O eyes from Excel, even if you don\u2019t have a hangover. <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Just because I can code websites, this does not mean I know why your Microsoft Excel is not working! <\/li>\n<li>And now the patter of rain on my office roof disturbing my concentration on a spreadsheet&#8230; perhaps I am being told something&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Twitter never let&#8217;s you down, obscure excel question and in less than a minute 3 helpful answers, thanks all. Appreciated <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel, if I&#8217;d wanted you round to the nearest whole number, I&#8217;d tell you &#8211; otherwise why would I be entering 3 decimal places? <\/li>\n<li>I blogged! Tips on setting up multiple usernames on FB &amp; Twitter. Includes my &quot;check if it&#8217;s taken&quot; excel spreadsheet: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/JSDncqbs\">http:\/\/t.co\/JSDncqbs<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>when your microsoft excel functions bring back &#8216;error.&#8217; #hellinacell <\/li>\n<li>Excel \u2013 and why it\u2019s always a People Problem <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/yFb9SHBo\">http:\/\/t.co\/yFb9SHBo<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Entering gas receipts into an Excel spreadsheet to be imported into my personal database. I track that stuff. Is that weird? #SQLServer #OCD <\/li>\n<li>Excel VBA is great for improving productivity, whilst making you look like you&#8217;re not busy when running the code. <\/li>\n<li>Excel, this is not the week to encounter errors, &#8216;quit unexpectedly&#8217; and not recover my work. Making me nervous over here&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Spent an hour on a mortgage problem in excel, called my dad and he goes &quot;mortgage is 1475&quot; in a min. #bloodybrilliant <\/li>\n<li>what is worse my excel spreadsheet problems or the dolphins losing again I am glad I made comfort food today Rigatoni and meatballs soon <\/li>\n<li>dear powerpoint, don&#8217;t blame me. the charts are the ones who are hard to manage. sincerely, excel <\/li>\n<li>Teaching myself how to do complex things in Excel. I think my boss is a bit bemused at how excited I&#8217;m getting about formulae. <\/li>\n<li>I am forced to conclude that no one over 35 knows how to use Excel. Just answered the same question 12 times. <\/li>\n<li>So apparently I need to re-learn all math ever for the GMAT&#8230; Doesn&#8217;t everyone just use Excel? #fml #unnecessary <\/li>\n<li>At work breaking from monotonous spreadsheet entries. Working on these with a hangover=not pleasant. #MyEyesFeelLikeJello <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some days, you can get Jell-O eyes from Excel, even if you don\u2019t have a hangover. Just because I can code websites, this does not mean I know why your Microsoft Excel is not working! And now the patter of rain on my office roof disturbing my concentration on a spreadsheet&#8230; perhaps I am being &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/04\/excel-twitter-20111004\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111004&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1212"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}