{"id":1227,"date":"2011-10-10T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-10T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/10\/excel-twitter-20111010\/"},"modified":"2011-10-10T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-10T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/10\/excel-twitter-20111010\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/image5.png\" width=\"72\" height=\"115\" \/>If you&#8217;re going to write a spreadsheet poem, it should rhyme \u2013 no IFs, ANDs or BUTTs about it.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you&#8217;re not planning your holidays with the aid of an excel spreadsheet you aren&#8217;t doing it right <\/li>\n<li>Want to look busy and not worth talking to? Keep an Excel spreadsheet handy #worktips <\/li>\n<li>Does anyone enjoy financial modelling? I have a seriously sexy spreadsheet that I need help with if you do. <\/li>\n<li>OH I need to add that my Google Spreadsheet of jokes. <\/li>\n<li>First time really using a spreadsheet pivot table today and wow&#8230;.. terrific way to squeeze useful information out of a sea of data. <\/li>\n<li>I have an excel spreadsheet open to try and figure out place sittings for dinner tomorrow. #nerd <\/li>\n<li>Setting up the monster that is this #excel #spreadsheet&#8230;last run took 2.5 hours to calculate &#8211; looking or a quick 1.75 this go around. <\/li>\n<li>for anyone this would apply to, please don&#8217;t ever use the stupid 3D bar graph in excel. IMPOSSIBLE to read data accurately from those <\/li>\n<li>And I should b sleeping but somthing about finishing this Excel spreadsheet seems productive&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Thank you! I usually do the numbers in Excel, the charts in Numbers &amp; finish in Photoshop. Unf this one was mostly Photoshop. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m a little spreadsheet, short and stout. here is my pivot table, here my formula. <\/li>\n<li>Just bought a book on how to work excel. Life has hit a new low. <\/li>\n<li>Thought I left Excel at work&#8230; damn wedding&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>after 6 hours in excel, and another hour to go.. i now know way too much about formals. #fml #worktweet <\/li>\n<li>birthday x made him a spreadsheet and printed it on a cake Went down well \ud83d\ude42 spreadsheet resulted in pie chart <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/aDKMh6Jn\">http:\/\/t.co\/aDKMh6Jn<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>About to run a pivot table that will most likely crash my computer if not the universe as a whole. <\/li>\n<li>Nothing has changed. You&#8217;re just a number in a spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>got a tattoo on my buttcheek that says &#8216;no chairs allowed&#8217;~ &#8216;little do my bosses know, as i sit and work on excel docs, im rebelling hxc ;)&#8217; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Christmas Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Christmas-Planner.html\">Excel Christmas Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re going to write a spreadsheet poem, it should rhyme \u2013 no IFs, ANDs or BUTTs about it. If you&#8217;re not planning your holidays with the aid of an excel spreadsheet you aren&#8217;t doing it right Want to look busy and not worth talking to? Keep an Excel spreadsheet handy #worktips Does anyone enjoy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/10\/excel-twitter-20111010\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111010&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}