{"id":1229,"date":"2011-10-11T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-11T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/11\/excel-twitter-20111011\/"},"modified":"2011-10-11T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-11T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/11\/excel-twitter-20111011\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/image6.png\" width=\"76\" height=\"95\" \/> Knock, knock. Who&#8217;s there? Doctor Who. Doctor Who who? Doctor, who blacked out while using Excel?<\/p>\n<p>Yes, the jokes are bad, but I can&#8217;t do jokes at 7:30 in the morning!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My boyfriend and I are making an Excel spreadsheet! This is the kind of stuff I get excited about in relationships&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Started a list of drink specials in excel so it looks like I&#8217;m doing work. #tabbedbyday #yplife <\/li>\n<li>according to one of the IT guys at work, I must make an excel spreadsheet of what my ideal guy has to be like and start looking for one asap <\/li>\n<li>(I can do wonderful things with my Doctor Who ratings Excel spreadsheet.) <\/li>\n<li>Did I just black out at work? Don&#8217;t remember doing this thing on Excel on my list, but there it is.. o_O <\/li>\n<li>Ugh, I hate Excel, this one stupid chart is what&#8217;s blocking me from enjoying the rest of the night. <\/li>\n<li>Schools are stupid. Why do they insist on teaching us algebra? FOR WHAT? FOR WHAT?! They should teach us accounting. Or excel. <\/li>\n<li>This Microsoft excel class was a BAD Idea! #fml <\/li>\n<li>Spent over 9 straight hours developing a single excel workbook&#8230;.Backing this masterpiece up about 50 times and going back at it. <\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t do excel at 7:30 in the morning omg <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m a David on the corporate battlefield, #excel is my slingshot, &amp; my reports are my smooth stones. I wish a giant would test my Father! <\/li>\n<li>Omg! I am so proud of myself!! Just figured out the complex use of IF\/AND\/OR function for multiple criteria &amp; it gave me the result! #excel <\/li>\n<li>Yes, I did just make an Excel Worksheet for my nail polish collection. #hoarder #addiction <\/li>\n<li>Realizing the importance of learning how to use Excel or Numbers, ugh&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Ok, I was just working on one #excel file but I already have 62 unread tweets. work is interfering with my social life <\/li>\n<li>Also disappointing: bar charts whose bars are meant to sum to 100(%) but the author hasn&#8217;t adjusted the axis in Excel, so they go to 120%. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Spreadsheet Day\" href=\"http:\/\/spreadsheet-day.com\/blog\/\">Spreadsheet Day<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Knock, knock. Who&#8217;s there? Doctor Who. Doctor Who who? Doctor, who blacked out while using Excel? Yes, the jokes are bad, but I can&#8217;t do jokes at 7:30 in the morning! My boyfriend and I are making an Excel spreadsheet! This is the kind of stuff I get excited about in relationships&#8230; Started a list &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/11\/excel-twitter-20111011\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111011&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}