{"id":1233,"date":"2011-10-13T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-13T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/13\/excel-twitter-20111013\/"},"modified":"2011-10-13T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-13T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/13\/excel-twitter-20111013\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/image8.png\" width=\"96\" height=\"116\" \/>Staring at an Excel spreadsheet for many hours can lead to flashbacks, or cravings for breath mints. It&#8217;s worth the effort though, if it can lead to world peace.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>made an Excel dreamsheet&#8230;that&#8217;s what you call a really exciting spreadsheet. Well, that&#8217;s what I call it anyway ^E <\/li>\n<li>13 hours of studying and a 4 hour long exam later&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;My brain is going to turn into a spreadsheet. I feel brainwashed by excel. <\/li>\n<li>Hey, educators, Spreadsheet Day is coming: <a title=\"http:\/\/t.co\/rI2D2vci\" href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/rI2D2vci\">http:\/\/t.co\/rI2D2vci<\/a> This year&#8217;s focus is on helping students. Brother, can you spare a formula? <\/li>\n<li>Staring at spreadsheet coloured exactly like orange and lime tic tacs. Now I want some. <\/li>\n<li>You know it&#8217;s dire when you really enjoy an MS Excel themed joke. <\/li>\n<li>DUDE IN THE LIBRARY I DON&#8217;T CARE ABOUT YOUR EXCEL SPREADSHEET AND METRIC SOMETHING SOMETHING SHUT UP I&#8217;M TRYING TO READ. <\/li>\n<li>you&#8217;d have enjoyed the looks of shock &amp; horror when an #excel BI class were told to avoid pie charts <\/li>\n<li>I have just introduced the admin staff to Excel Pivot Tables. I believe it is the modern equivalent of discovering fire. I am now their god. <\/li>\n<li>Excel is giving me flashbacks (not the good kind) to my days at Ford. Ah the wonders of pivot tables. <\/li>\n<li>How to find the weighted average on an excel spreadsheet&#8230; #impossible <\/li>\n<li>I have spent most the day trying to remember how to program and create macros in Excel. 6 hours equates about 60 lines of code, I suck \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Professor fumbling around on #excel during lecture. I can relate. #frustrating <\/li>\n<li>I need a new job where I don&#8217;t stare at an excel spreadsheet for 8 hrs a day. #goingcrazy <\/li>\n<li>Two days of Excel training. Day 1 interesting. Power Pivot Tables this afternoon sounds daunting though. *brain hurts* <\/li>\n<li>If we search hard enough, the solutions to world peace and world hunger would be somewhere in between MATLAB and EXCEL <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Spreadsheet Day\" href=\"http:\/\/spreadsheet-day.com\/blog\/\">Spreadsheet Day<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Staring at an Excel spreadsheet for many hours can lead to flashbacks, or cravings for breath mints. It&#8217;s worth the effort though, if it can lead to world peace. made an Excel dreamsheet&#8230;that&#8217;s what you call a really exciting spreadsheet. Well, that&#8217;s what I call it anyway ^E 13 hours of studying and a 4 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/13\/excel-twitter-20111013\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111013&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}