{"id":1235,"date":"2011-10-14T21:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-15T01:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/14\/excel-twitter-20111014\/"},"modified":"2011-10-14T21:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-15T01:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/14\/excel-twitter-20111014\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px 5px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/image9.png\" width=\"132\" height=\"132\" \/>It takes lots of creativity to work with Excel. Without it, you&#8217;ll end up bent over your des, with clouded thinking.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>waiting for excel to open is like watching molasses drip out of a jar. #fml <\/li>\n<li>I have fuzzy excel brain&#8230;my thinking has become very clouded. My optimal problem solving time has been and gone. Been &amp; Gone. <\/li>\n<li>stop it, my face is always like that when i work on excel okay <\/li>\n<li>is going crazy. Not sure if its starring at excel spreadsheet, being indoors with no windows or just lack of coffee. #fb <\/li>\n<li>OH: &quot;I still code! I wrote an excel spreadsheet formula the other day!&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Feels like I have eaten many excel sheets today :S <\/li>\n<li>Oh you know how it goes, one minute you&#8217;re happily playing with a pivot table and the next thing you know, you&#8217;re bent over your desk&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>how many moms are excited when their kids call with Excel questions? I know one&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Seriously how much RAM does Excel need to open a 35MB worksheet? <\/li>\n<li>Yes, Excel, I do indeed want to keep the spreadsheet in this format. Ask me 4 times. I will not change my mind. I am obduracy personified. <\/li>\n<li>Wish I had a job that was creative but hey ho bring on the excel tomorrow <\/li>\n<li>Nerd Tweet: is there anything more satisfying than making a complicated Excel formula work after seeing #NAME all morning? <\/li>\n<li>I just solved a basic problem we were having with Excel and my &quot;I feel like a genius&quot; factor is through the roof. #genius <\/li>\n<li>If I were to have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, it would be the inventor of the pivot table. He\/she deserves a nice seafood dinner. <\/li>\n<li>This week has been the only time in my life i&#8217;ve enjoyed using excel &amp; modeling my financials. <\/li>\n<li>just did some of the best excel work of my life so buy me lunch <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It takes lots of creativity to work with Excel. Without it, you&#8217;ll end up bent over your des, with clouded thinking. waiting for excel to open is like watching molasses drip out of a jar. #fml I have fuzzy excel brain&#8230;my thinking has become very clouded. My optimal problem solving time has been and gone. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/14\/excel-twitter-20111014\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111014&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1235"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1235\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}