{"id":1247,"date":"2011-10-21T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-21T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/21\/excel-twitter-20111021\/"},"modified":"2011-10-21T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-21T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/21\/excel-twitter-20111021\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/image14.png\" width=\"94\" height=\"98\" \/>Maybe the lights wouldn&#8217;t flicker, if we stop making worthless cosmetic changes to our Excel workbooks. But don&#8217;t ask the IT guy \u2013 he&#8217;ll just sigh.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Its embarrassing that as a finance graduate,I had no idea what is\/how to construct a pivot table up until two hours ago #previoustweet #AUS <\/li>\n<li>I love #ExtremeCouponing it&#8217;s hoarders with excel sheets! <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s not my fault, Excel does not WANT me to work on my homework. I guess I&#8217;ll have to wait then. #fb #goodexcuses <\/li>\n<li>these are the same people that send me excel spreadsheets with 17 workbook pages.. all blank.. except page 17 <\/li>\n<li>Apologies if lights are currently flickering in the Akropolis area. It&#8217;s my laptop trying to process some stupidly large excel workbook \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Wake up and remember your pivot table has put your debits and credits around the wrong way&#8230;. #accountinglife <\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t you hate when your bank balance is so large you have to keep adjusting the columns in your spreadsheet? #meniether <\/li>\n<li>I love my Excel spreadsheets, but sometimes I think I&#8217;d be happier if I wasn&#8217;t looking at the cold hard figures for everything. $$$$$$$. <\/li>\n<li>I suffer from a tragic inability to find the same background colour twice on a spreadsheet. I am seeking help. <\/li>\n<li>Yay! I have finished the worthless cosmetic changes to 178 excel charts. <\/li>\n<li>I spent the entire morning creating pivot reports for a meeting that no one thought to tell me had been cancelled. *drums fingers on table* <\/li>\n<li>The IT guy does not care how stupid Excel is being. I still can&#8217;t have Open Office. &quot;You Mac people,&quot; he sighed. <\/li>\n<li>EVERYONE HAS CHARTS ON THEIR EXCEL SHEET?! When did this happen?! <\/li>\n<li>It takes me so long to remember how to correctly freeze the panes in Excel. And I do it like once a week. <\/li>\n<li>Hope my new doctor appreciates my excel spreadsheet of ailments. I&#8217;ve got some catching up to do! <\/li>\n<li>Boss out of office. I prepd a pr report for him 2 view,but had 2 change file type.He uses the Excel vers that the Ancient Romans used. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Weekly Meal Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excel-weekly-meal-planner.html\">Excel Weekly Meal Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe the lights wouldn&#8217;t flicker, if we stop making worthless cosmetic changes to our Excel workbooks. But don&#8217;t ask the IT guy \u2013 he&#8217;ll just sigh. Its embarrassing that as a finance graduate,I had no idea what is\/how to construct a pivot table up until two hours ago #previoustweet #AUS I love #ExtremeCouponing it&#8217;s hoarders &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/21\/excel-twitter-20111021\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111021&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}