{"id":1250,"date":"2011-10-22T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-22T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/22\/excel-twitter-20111022\/"},"modified":"2011-10-22T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-22T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/22\/excel-twitter-20111022\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111022"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/image15.png\" width=\"114\" height=\"95\" \/>Please don&#8217;t murder any Excel workbooks today \u2013 leave the spreadsheet violence to the vampires. Instead, put on your wizard&#8217;s hat, and do good work.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>i managed to work excel without sweating (not literally) today. i&#8217;m learning :3 <\/li>\n<li>Lesson learned: my computer at work cannot sort through 190k rows of excel. <\/li>\n<li>Spreadsheet? Database? EXCEL IS NOT A DATABASE! I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE USE EXCEL AS A DATABASE! HATE HATE HATE <\/li>\n<li>Made an excel spreadsheet for my timetable cuz I couldn&#8217;t save the PDF version. #proudmoment <\/li>\n<li>Advanced excel and power pivot training, damn it feels good to be a gangsta. <\/li>\n<li>lecture on how to create charts in excel = #mostboringthingever #losing <\/li>\n<li>Being a smartarse at Excel Macros can make you waste hours looking for the solution to the complicated problem that has the simple solution <\/li>\n<li>I like how wizard is a commonly used software term. I picture gandalf creating pivot tables in excel for frodo. Thoushallnotpass! filter <\/li>\n<li>Creating these formulas for this excel spreadsheet is super confusing. I didn&#8217;t learn this in class, why is it on the homework ? <\/li>\n<li>Lists are fun for me. When I go on a trip, the first step is opening Excel and creating a spreadsheet. I like cells. Mmmmm. <\/li>\n<li>i THINK i&#8217;M RUNNING OUT OF COLORS IN eXCEL FOR THESE FREAKIN PIE CHARTS!!!! <\/li>\n<li>I wonder if Vampires can use Excel sheets?? Werewolf Volumes?? Graph showing decrease in garlic supplies?? This spreadsheet wld kill &#8217;em! <\/li>\n<li>No matter how many excel sheets I work on I still take pride in making the final summary sheet look beautiful. #Nerd <\/li>\n<li>Should be doing work right now but Excel spreadsheets are very boring. <\/li>\n<li>I kind of want to murder this spreadsheet. I&#8217;m not going to lie. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Programming\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel Programming<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"GetPivotData Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlPivot06.html&gt;GetPivotData Function&lt;\/a&gt; &lt;\/li&gt;  &lt;li&gt;&lt;a title=\" table=\"table\" pivot=\"pivot\" books?=\"Books?\">GetPivotData Function GetPivotData Function Pivot Table Books<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please don&#8217;t murder any Excel workbooks today \u2013 leave the spreadsheet violence to the vampires. Instead, put on your wizard&#8217;s hat, and do good work. i managed to work excel without sweating (not literally) today. i&#8217;m learning :3 Lesson learned: my computer at work cannot sort through 190k rows of excel. Spreadsheet? Database? EXCEL IS &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/22\/excel-twitter-20111022\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111022&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}