{"id":1254,"date":"2011-10-25T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-25T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/25\/excel-twitter-20111025\/"},"modified":"2011-10-25T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-25T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111025","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/25\/excel-twitter-20111025\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111025"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/image17.png\" width=\"96\" height=\"115\" \/> Be careful if using Excel while drinking frozen margaritas \u2013 it could result in formatting worksheets with Comic Sans font.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Our IT manager just told my boss to name the excel of her usernames\/password &quot;Tracking My Pimples&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I have 42 pages of excel work to do and its due tomorrow. #procrastinator. Fml. <\/li>\n<li>So glad I ran accross this: &quot;Throwing my laptop across the room didn&#8217;t help. Any other ideas?&quot; #Excel Issues <\/li>\n<li>Someone needs to teach me to use excel&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>oops lost a follower. guess they don&#8217;t like excel either -__- <\/li>\n<li>Fun fact: Swearing at Excel will not make it work, nor will it help me understand your problem. <\/li>\n<li>I just received an excel spreadsheet done in Comic Sans&#8230; a surprising laugh in an otherwise dull day. <\/li>\n<li>Using Excel in Geography is probably cheating. #ohwell <\/li>\n<li>This project would be a lot easier if I knew how to work excel&#8230;. #fml <\/li>\n<li>New excel has reformatted all of my graphs. This should be good for 2 hrs of work <\/li>\n<li>Worked on knitting patterns &amp; charts all day, thank God for Excel. And also for frozen lime margaritas, my birthday treat! <\/li>\n<li>Why I love marketing majors : around week 7 of the class taught in excel &quot;you mean excel can do calculations &quot; #helpingmycurve <\/li>\n<li>My boss just called me &quot;the queen of Excel.&quot; Not gonna lie, I&#8217;m kinda flattered. #nerdalert <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m entering the #Excel Zone. <\/li>\n<li>Few years ago I spent a day on an excel sheet, only to have a boss&#8217; boss strip out all calculations and just keep the values. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Be careful if using Excel while drinking frozen margaritas \u2013 it could result in formatting worksheets with Comic Sans font. Our IT manager just told my boss to name the excel of her usernames\/password &quot;Tracking My Pimples&quot; I have 42 pages of excel work to do and its due tomorrow. #procrastinator. Fml. So glad I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/25\/excel-twitter-20111025\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111025&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}