{"id":1256,"date":"2011-10-26T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-26T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/26\/excel-twitter-20111026\/"},"modified":"2011-10-26T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-26T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/26\/excel-twitter-20111026\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/image18.png\" width=\"99\" height=\"118\" \/> Maybe this list of Excel tweets should be explained by a hot guy with an accent. Or maybe it&#8217;s time for a Scotch, and some makeup.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>One day, Excel, you and I are going to fall in love. Until that time comes, please just be civil and maybe hold my hand. <\/li>\n<li>Really? I ask for the data in an excel spreadsheet&#8230;why do you give it to me in a word table. This makes no sense! <\/li>\n<li>Wonder if I should do an excel spreadsheet for the iPhone 4S plans. <\/li>\n<li>laptop doesnt have excel, house computer is broke. lab report due tomorrow. #fml #failinglab #really? <\/li>\n<li>i love excel. i hate excel. time for a scotch. <\/li>\n<li>Just wrote the longest excel equation of my life. I put a lookup function inside an if equation. Also had to reference multiple sheets. #fml <\/li>\n<li>with excel I really do give up, maybe office 2010 64bit will ease the stupid bottlenecks that MS should have done ages ago <\/li>\n<li>Oy! Excel! Putting color on spreadsheets is like putting make-up on. Makes u feel good; but only covers up the problem;-) <\/li>\n<li>Learning the powderfulness of Pivot Table. <\/li>\n<li>I just went all Excel nuts &amp; made a hypnobabies plan for the next 18 weeks. Yes, I&#8217;m anal retentive like that. Also a spreadsheet geek. <\/li>\n<li>i&#8217;m having problems with this excel spreadsheet and it&#8217;s making my emotions out of whack. <\/li>\n<li>Making an excel spreadsheet to better understand my student loans&#8230;yeah there are that many a spreadsheet is necessary. #scared <\/li>\n<li>Ahh, the joys of being good at Excel&#8230; (makes spreadsheet to get all the answers for me) #nerdtweet <\/li>\n<li>#HelpdeskFail &quot;Please could you (urgently) arrange to salvage a record that was on an excel spreadsheet but is no longer there.&quot; ?\\_? <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel has encountered a problem and needs to close. #bed? <\/li>\n<li>My roomy is so funny she wanted to watch a math video just so see a hot guy with an accent explain Microsoft excel! # SoFunny Love Her! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe this list of Excel tweets should be explained by a hot guy with an accent. Or maybe it&#8217;s time for a Scotch, and some makeup. One day, Excel, you and I are going to fall in love. Until that time comes, please just be civil and maybe hold my hand. Really? 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