{"id":1260,"date":"2011-10-28T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-28T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/28\/excel-twitter-20111028\/"},"modified":"2011-10-28T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-28T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111028","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/28\/excel-twitter-20111028\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111028"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/image20.png\" width=\"71\" height=\"117\" \/>Comic Sans font is only acceptable in an Excel worksheet if you&#8217;re also cleaning out the mud room, or doing witchcraft.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I am my boss&#8217; excel guru. It makes me happy. Nevermind that I help with fairly simple problems. <\/li>\n<li>some people don&#8217;t realize how stupid they sound I swear\u2026&quot;I need to upgrade my excel I can&#8217;t open files&quot; really you have Office 2010 <\/li>\n<li>Once I spent half a day yelling at a pivot table. This might take some practice #excel #LibTalkData <\/li>\n<li>Both headphones in now as I conquer this spreadsheet. I&#8217;ve been called a &quot;problem-solving genius&quot; with &quot;efficient excel witchcraft&quot; today. <\/li>\n<li>Even when making a spreadsheet in Excel, she has to make it look pretty! <\/li>\n<li>What we did in the last 90 mins typically costs tens of thousands of dollars. #PowerPivot &#8211; accept no substitute. <\/li>\n<li>So, more pie charts, graphs and excel sheets, which everyone reads to suit themselves. <\/li>\n<li>3 hours deep in a spreadsheet. coming up for air. deserve a vacation. <\/li>\n<li>I love this guy, but anyone who thinks accountants know Excel or tech in general are grossly misinformed. <\/li>\n<li>In early to work on Excel, once again Excel has decided to lie in. #Fail <\/li>\n<li>If the way I just made this Excel spreadsheet my bitch is any indication, I think I&#8217;d do ok in prison. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve solved an excel problem. Time to go home, right? <\/li>\n<li>you mean excel shouldn&#8217;t be used as a database? What heresy is this \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>she was showing us some big calculus problem. And me being a smartass said &quot;in the real world we would use excel to compute&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Currently, I&#8217;m writing &amp; cleaning out my purse &amp; doing an excel spreadsheet &amp; organizing the mud room. <\/li>\n<li>Only thing worse than Comic Sans in an email? Comic Sans in an Excel spreadsheet. Like the one someone just sent me. #FAIL <\/li>\n<li>I made the mistake of admitting I know how to use Excel at work. Stupid. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m pretty sure theres only so long I can stare at this excel spreadsheet before somebody gets suspicious. <\/li>\n<li>I love Excel. Using VLOOKUP for everything is so much easier than working. :p <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comic Sans font is only acceptable in an Excel worksheet if you&#8217;re also cleaning out the mud room, or doing witchcraft. I am my boss&#8217; excel guru. It makes me happy. Nevermind that I help with fairly simple problems. some people don&#8217;t realize how stupid they sound I swear\u2026&quot;I need to upgrade my excel I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/28\/excel-twitter-20111028\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111028&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}