{"id":1262,"date":"2011-10-29T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-29T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/29\/excel-twitter-20111029\/"},"modified":"2011-10-29T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-29T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111029","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/29\/excel-twitter-20111029\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111029"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/image21.png\" width=\"122\" height=\"109\" \/>It&#8217;s impressive if your Excel file rivals the great pyramids of Egypt \u2013 just don&#8217;t include any pyramid charts!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I think the most accurate career aptitude test in the world would reveal that I was born to color code Excel spread sheets. <\/li>\n<li>Boss asked how is the registration going for SL2 and I heard Excel 2. *sigh* So obvious I&#8217;m not done with my monthly reports yet <\/li>\n<li>Just realized I was making more work for myself with this spreadsheet&#8230; Sigh. Oh well at least it&#8217;s finished now <\/li>\n<li>So I just completed a report that took 2 days to do, then my boss ask me to put it in an Excel sheet. Why didn&#8217;t she ask that from the top. <\/li>\n<li>Shoulda never told my boss I was an accounting major #bbmhandoverface SO MUCH EXCEL NOWWWWW <\/li>\n<li>Someone sent me a fax of an excel spreadsheet&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..hand to forehead. <\/li>\n<li>Excel thinks 200.42+0.84=201.25, which throws off the entire problem. #WTF <\/li>\n<li>sorry professor, i will not type the entire cash flow projection spreadsheet into excel instead i will download one offline #sorrynotsorryy <\/li>\n<li>But for my money, I&#8217;ll take a good OLAP cube over an Excel pivot table any day! \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>When someone annoying approaches my desk I rush to pull up a complicated looking spreadsheet &amp; stare at it in fake confusion. #IMREALLYBUSY <\/li>\n<li>tomorrow I am going to solve the welfare problem in the UK with a excel spreadsheet and 8 cups of coffee <\/li>\n<li>Getting dressed for my interview and watching videos on how to create pie charts on Excel I forgot smh <\/li>\n<li>I rememeber my early days,&#8230; with MultiPlan,&#8230; that day I should have quit with computer stuff,&#8230; #excel #bad <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s not that hard, people. #excel #spreadsheet #helpless <\/li>\n<li>so the chart is effectively a bit rubbish it would seem, all things considered. secretary not as good at excel as she thought! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve stepped into the 21st century and come to realize that a card catalogue is not the best way to organize my books. Spreadsheet time! <\/li>\n<li>The construction of the pyramids had nothing on this spreadsheet I&#8217;m building. #Excel <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s impressive if your Excel file rivals the great pyramids of Egypt \u2013 just don&#8217;t include any pyramid charts! I think the most accurate career aptitude test in the world would reveal that I was born to color code Excel spread sheets. 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