{"id":1264,"date":"2011-10-31T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-31T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/31\/excel-twitter-20111031\/"},"modified":"2011-10-31T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-31T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111031","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/31\/excel-twitter-20111031\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111031"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/image22.png\" width=\"107\" height=\"131\" \/>Happy Halloween! Instead of the Monster Mash, we bring you the Excel Mash, and a few spreadsheet nightmares.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you cross my palm with silver, I&#8217;ll gaze into my crystal Excel spreadsheet and see what the spirits reckon. <\/li>\n<li>Finished work an hour late with eyes square from Excel-mashing all day. Trying to find an evening activity that doesn&#8217;t involve eye strain. <\/li>\n<li>I dreamt I was inputting data into a giant excel spreadsheet last night. I&#8217;m struggling to find a positive interpretation. <\/li>\n<li>I am in no mood to work today, so I&#8217;ve decided to arbitrarily move between the diffent tabs on the excel sheet that I have to review. <\/li>\n<li>This may be simple stuff for some of you, but Pivot Tables in Excel are awesome. #ThatIsAll <\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s the problem? You know I&#8217;m a third-degree blackbelt in Excel, right? <\/li>\n<li>Quietly impressed that a 111-character iPhone-typed Excel formula supplied to solve a user\u2019s problem worked at only second time of asking. <\/li>\n<li>Just alphabetizing my CDs. With the help of Excel and a Pivot Table. *ahem* <\/li>\n<li>I thought that I know something, but I haven&#8217;t known anything #Exam #Excel <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d like to have access to whatever pivot table is used to pull these random baseball factoids. <\/li>\n<li>Building a complex Excel workbook for a few weeks only to realize you should&#8217;ve just created a database is&#8230;just&#8230;humbling. <\/li>\n<li>I think , therefore I #PowerPivot he said somewhat philosophically&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>I hate getting stuck with something &#8230; My brain still thinking of that spreadsheet formulae that am trying to crack last night! :S <\/li>\n<li>Nothing is more difficult than sitting and watching an excel workbook calculate! I have no #patience. <\/li>\n<li>Opening my Spotify. Let me see what music I can find that will help me work this massive Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Excel has officially replaced the calculator. I can&#8217;t even do simple calculations without a spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"PowerPivot from Identical Files\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/PowerPivot-Identical-Excel-Files.html\">PowerPivot from Identical Files<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Halloween! Instead of the Monster Mash, we bring you the Excel Mash, and a few spreadsheet nightmares. If you cross my palm with silver, I&#8217;ll gaze into my crystal Excel spreadsheet and see what the spirits reckon. Finished work an hour late with eyes square from Excel-mashing all day. Trying to find an evening &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/10\/31\/excel-twitter-20111031\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111031&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1264"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1264\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}