{"id":1270,"date":"2011-11-03T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-03T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/03\/excel-twitter-20111103\/"},"modified":"2011-11-03T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-03T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111103","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/03\/excel-twitter-20111103\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/image1.png\" width=\"87\" height=\"93\" \/>If your Excel error cost the company millions, it might be time to start shopping \u2013 for a new job!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I don&#8217;t always read fiction, but when I do it&#8217;s a spreadsheet with timelines in a developer meeting. #fb <\/li>\n<li>Boss demands that I spreadsheet in word instead of excel #workinghardernotsmarter <\/li>\n<li>Praise the Excel gods for VLOOKUP. Work day would have taken 16 hours today without it <\/li>\n<li>Oh my god! I just discovered pivot tables in excel. This makes my life SO much easier. SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW! CAPITAL LETTERS! EXCLAMATION! <\/li>\n<li>ARG! I know I can sort this damn pivot table by French months &#8211; I&#8217;ve done it before &#8211; I just don&#8217;t remember HOW! <\/li>\n<li>I hate it when my brother plays games on this computer! NOW WHERE IS MY EXCEL SPREADSHEET?!?! <\/li>\n<li>Leaving at 5 or when I hit line 3500 on this spreadsheet. Whichever comes first. <\/li>\n<li>I am so anal about Excel. How hard is it to make a pretty spreadsheet??? I am totally serious \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Excel can be fun. I made a working version of Battleships the other day. Can&#8217;t say it was my most productive work-day though&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>This girl made her shopping list in a excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s not boringly making a spreadsheet, it&#8217;s playing Microsoft Excel! <\/li>\n<li>stupid move of the day- finishing my excel test, going to print, and accidently exiting instead, deleting everything #imsuchanidiot <\/li>\n<li>#youknowyouresinglewhen You&#8217;re showing off an Excel chart you created to calculate your non-existent finances. <\/li>\n<li>so i have just figured out how to use microsoft excel, and have successfully done my graphs&#8230; essay still not done, <\/li>\n<li>That article has so many graphs and excel boxes and statistics. You must be in heaven <\/li>\n<li>Figured out today I am indirectly responsible for the company losing about 1.5 Million in future revenues. Oops! Stupid excel! <\/li>\n<li>Excel spreadsheet just told me if I happen to keep up my current rate, I&#8217;d finish my #nanowrimo novel on Nov. 8. Don&#8217;t see that happening \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If your Excel error cost the company millions, it might be time to start shopping \u2013 for a new job! I don&#8217;t always read fiction, but when I do it&#8217;s a spreadsheet with timelines in a developer meeting. #fb Boss demands that I spreadsheet in word instead of excel #workinghardernotsmarter Praise the Excel gods for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/03\/excel-twitter-20111103\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111103&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}