{"id":1275,"date":"2011-11-05T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-05T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/05\/excel-twitter-20111105\/"},"modified":"2011-11-05T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-05T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111105","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/05\/excel-twitter-20111105\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111105"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/image3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/image_thumb.png\" width=\"93\" height=\"101\" \/><\/a>Nice to see that professors are keeping things classy in the Excel classroom. Their students, including Jim Class, must be wiping away tears of laughter.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Just e-mailed someone &quot;I&#8217;LL REORDER THE ROWS IN THE EXCEL SPREADSHEET AND LET YOU KNOW.&quot; Some things shouldn&#8217;t be shouted. Stupid caps-lock. <\/li>\n<li>the power of the pivot table. tears are being shed in the room at the time that could have been saved over the past 3 years&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I have broken down crying at 4AM because of Microsoft Excel and stupid budget spreadsheets. <\/li>\n<li>I have to make a bar graph on the population of fishes on excel. <\/li>\n<li>A colleague sat for 10 minutes telling me there was no way of solving my problem with Excel. I solved it. #StickItToTheMan <\/li>\n<li>I come from a long line of Excel-men. Tragically, my uncle was killed when, during a complicated formula, his pivot table collapsed. <\/li>\n<li>haha, no problem. Between me and my mom, we&#8217;ve got excel tricks covered. <\/li>\n<li>You know what I hate right now? Excel. That&#8217;s my current hate. <\/li>\n<li>Excel thinks this spreadsheet was created in January 1600. #Elizabethanspreadsheets <\/li>\n<li>Literally just burst into tears &quot;Excel has encountered a problem&quot; &quot;Repair could not be done&quot; Whole afternoons work GONE! *wipestears* <\/li>\n<li>The guy in front of me is complaining about a spreadsheet with 250 rows. Get back to me when you work with data so large it crashes Excel. <\/li>\n<li>How to look stupid: use Excel as a database <\/li>\n<li>HELLO! I&#8217;m at work, toiling in the Excel-mines, singing my song of quiet hope. That&#8217;s how things are going. <\/li>\n<li>After taking a 3-hour Excel pivot table class today, I&#8217;m very bitter that I didn&#8217;t do this way earlier in my career. What a time-saver! <\/li>\n<li>My prof just used the fake names &quot;Ivona Tinkle&quot;, &quot;Hugh Jass&quot;, and &quot;Jim Class&quot; in an excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nice to see that professors are keeping things classy in the Excel classroom. Their students, including Jim Class, must be wiping away tears of laughter. Just e-mailed someone &quot;I&#8217;LL REORDER THE ROWS IN THE EXCEL SPREADSHEET AND LET YOU KNOW.&quot; Some things shouldn&#8217;t be shouted. Stupid caps-lock. the power of the pivot table. tears are &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/05\/excel-twitter-20111105\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111105&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1275"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1275\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}