{"id":1282,"date":"2011-11-09T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-09T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/09\/excel-twitter-20111109\/"},"modified":"2011-11-09T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111109","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/09\/excel-twitter-20111109\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111109"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/image6.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"75\" \/>If you study computers for 7 years, and can&#8217;t make an Excel chart, your accountant will not be pleased. The Spreadsheet Queen will be disappointed too.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>my job title should just be &quot;Spreadsheet Queen&quot;, and I could blast music and wear what I want as I create magic in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Wow. I just found a budget spreadsheet I wrote in 2006 (projected out to 2012) and it&#8217;s totally spot-on. And it was written pre-kid, in NYC! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m gonna go home and make a spreadsheet so epic that no one will know what to do <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s amazing how satisfying it is to really nail an Excel problem. <\/li>\n<li>Tech guys here at work mentioned Gandalf in reference to Excel wizards. They would. <\/li>\n<li>Whomever added the &quot;Page Layout&quot; view option to Excel, A SPREADSHEET PROGRAM, should be fed to the wolves. <\/li>\n<li>I can work on a spreadsheet or sit here and watch videos online. Guess which I will probably choose. <\/li>\n<li>The artsy side of me made a bracelet tonight, the accountant side made an excel workbook to keep track of my inventory costs&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Ok&#8230; one guy just walked into my office to borrow my calculator so that he can work on his Excel spreadsheet #CantMakeThisStuffUp <\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t make a graph on excel. Even after doing computers as a subject. for 7 years #SomeFactsAboutMe <\/li>\n<li>Just taught someone via text message how to leverage an Excel pivot table. If you can&#8217;t teach something via text, you don&#8217;t know it. <\/li>\n<li>A spreadsheet based on faulty assumptions is a spreadcheat. <\/li>\n<li>Today I made a clustered, stacked bar chart in Excel. &#8230;which doesn&#8217;t actually exist in Excel. \ud83d\ude00 #trickerywin <\/li>\n<li>I didn&#8217;t bother to spend 3 days making a spreadsheet with all of my income and expenses this year. My accountant is Not Pleased. <\/li>\n<li>I wish there&#8217;s a Siri for MS Excel. Siri, create pivot table. Siri, sort data. Siri, text to columns. Siri, break links. <\/li>\n<li>For the first time in my life, I&#8217;m actually making those little excel charts with my schedule on it. It&#8217;s depressing me. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Cluster Stack Chart\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Addins-Charts-Cluster.html\">Cluster Stack Chart<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you study computers for 7 years, and can&#8217;t make an Excel chart, your accountant will not be pleased. The Spreadsheet Queen will be disappointed too. my job title should just be &quot;Spreadsheet Queen&quot;, and I could blast music and wear what I want as I create magic in Excel. Wow. I just found a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/09\/excel-twitter-20111109\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111109&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}