{"id":1286,"date":"2011-11-11T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-11T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/11\/excel-twitter-20111111\/"},"modified":"2011-11-11T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-11T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111111","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/11\/excel-twitter-20111111\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111111"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/image7.png\" width=\"192\" height=\"102\" \/>Even if you were very bad in a past life, you shouldn&#8217;t have to manually de-dupe 3500 lines of data in Excel. Maybe some big kid algebra would solve the problem.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Take a few days off work and I lose all of my job-related skills except how to alt-tab back to excel when I hear footsteps. <\/li>\n<li>Note to self &#8211; next time when someone prints out hardcopy of excel spreadsheet, demand they give you the actual spreadsheet file <\/li>\n<li>I need to learn how to do a mail merge and I need to learn how to do charts in Excel. Tonight. <\/li>\n<li>making birthday dinner plans has to be 1 of the messiest things to do&#8230;.i got my excel spreadsheet helpin me tho <\/li>\n<li>I had a nerd meltdown today. Excel won&#8217;t do what I want. Curse you microsoft for making charts so crap. Bring back Excel 2. #nerd #excel <\/li>\n<li>So i can crack almost any PC software, Design websites etc but i can&#8217;t draw a darn graph in excel. Shame <\/li>\n<li>Sent out an excel spreadsheet. A co-worker printed it, filled it out by hand, scanned it to a pdf, and emailed it back. #fml <\/li>\n<li>Excel is refusing to run. That means I don&#8217;t have to work, right? What do you mean, I should just restart my computer? Dammit. <\/li>\n<li>#Thatakwardmoment, when your boss asks you for a graph on excel, and you have no idea, how to start&#8230;any suggestions???? <\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s nothing like de-duping names in a 3500 line spreadsheet to make you lose the will to live #someonedistractme <\/li>\n<li>When I decided to do business at uni I didn&#8217;t think I would have to create the most complicated spreadsheet ever! #Stressed <\/li>\n<li>So far this week, time spent in Excel outnumbers hours writing code by a factor of infinity. I must have been very bad in a past life. <\/li>\n<li>You know you have #Twitter #problem when you see the error #VALUE! in #Excel and think it&#8217;s a trending topic&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Why do elaborate excel spreadsheets follow me wherever I work? <\/li>\n<li>yikes. Those are brutal. Sumifs I can handle, but charts = wrestling match. Excel always wins lol <\/li>\n<li>Hey stupid intrucstions, quit telling me to construct a formula doing percentages on excel! Idk how to do that! <\/li>\n<li>I had to use big kid algebra all day at work. Apparently Excel cant do everything for me. #MathMakesMyHeadHurt <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel SUM Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions01.html\">Excel SUM Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even if you were very bad in a past life, you shouldn&#8217;t have to manually de-dupe 3500 lines of data in Excel. Maybe some big kid algebra would solve the problem. Take a few days off work and I lose all of my job-related skills except how to alt-tab back to excel when I hear &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/11\/excel-twitter-20111111\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111111&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}