{"id":1295,"date":"2011-11-17T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-17T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/17\/excel-twitter-20111117\/"},"modified":"2011-11-17T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-17T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111117","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/17\/excel-twitter-20111117\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111117"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B004VN51HE\/ref=as_li_ss_il?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=217145&amp;creative=399373&amp;creativeASIN=B004VN51HE\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/ws.assoc-amazon.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&amp;Format=_SL160_&amp;ASIN=B004VN51HE&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;ID=AsinImage&amp;WS=1&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;ServiceVersion=20070822\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom-style: none !important; border-right-style: none !important; margin: 0px; border-top-style: none !important; border-left-style: none !important\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=exceltheatre-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B004VN51HE&amp;camp=217145&amp;creative=399373\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>If Excel lets you down, try some knitting, to help you relax. Or maybe an adult beverage would help \u2013 I&#8217;ve heard that raspberry beer is tasty.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I apparently lost my old excel workbook with all of the development data. Time to pull stuff out of my hat. <\/li>\n<li>My boss is so funny: &quot;if I want to change the text in a box in excel, how do i do it?&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m eating a pudding cup for breakfast while this pivot table refreshes. Because I&#8217;m gangster. <\/li>\n<li>I never thought I would say this, but Excel let me down!! I feel dirty now. On the bright side my code was actually OK&#8230; \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Excel is stupid. If I write 1,2,3 etc and drag down, it fills the rest in. If I do A,B,C etc, it just repeats them. I blame Bill Gates. <\/li>\n<li>As much as I love excel, why is the designing of the spreadsheet the hardest? Every time I think I have it, I need another column. Ugh. <\/li>\n<li>Trying to remember how to export a chart from Excel to Word. This is ridiculously complicated for software that&#8217;s supposed to be integrated. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m planting if statements all over this spreadsheet. It&#8217;s a good day to be a geek! <\/li>\n<li>Currently converting a text knitting pattern into a chart via Excel. That&#8217;s a whole new level of geek for me. #knitting <\/li>\n<li>Just had a lecture about data analysis for our coursework, I&#8217;ve never known so many people to be stunned by the simple Excel graph function! <\/li>\n<li>Jamming out and trying to make love to Excel in the office. No, Excel is not a code name for anyone. <\/li>\n<li>Now I am going to enter about 40 inventory items into an excel spreadsheet, because someday I have to pay taxes. Raspberry beer is tasty. <\/li>\n<li>Whenever my boss walks by, I like to play a little game called &quot;Squint, Point and Say &#8216;hmmm&#8217; at a Phony Excel Spreadsheet.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>At work today, I updated a spreadsheet for a bit but then the spreadsheet said, &quot;Why do I always have to be up to date? I like retro chic&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Why does Microsoft Excel feel the need to close every time I copy and paste a chart from it to Powerpoint? Is it bc I&#8217;m using a Mac? #bully <\/li>\n<li>Q: What kind of DJ uses Excel? A: One who wants to be on top of the charts. <\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;re desperate when you start looking for Excel how-to videos on youtube :\/ #confused #FML <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Excel lets you down, try some knitting, to help you relax. Or maybe an adult beverage would help \u2013 I&#8217;ve heard that raspberry beer is tasty. I apparently lost my old excel workbook with all of the development data. Time to pull stuff out of my hat. My boss is so funny: &quot;if I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/17\/excel-twitter-20111117\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111117&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1295\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}