{"id":1299,"date":"2011-11-19T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-19T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/19\/excel-twitter-20111119\/"},"modified":"2011-11-19T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-19T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111119","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/19\/excel-twitter-20111119\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111119"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B003XVYKVS\/ref=as_li_tf_il?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=217145&amp;creative=399369&amp;creativeASIN=B003XVYKVS\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/ws.assoc-amazon.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&amp;Format=_SL110_&amp;ASIN=B003XVYKVS&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;ID=AsinImage&amp;WS=1&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;ServiceVersion=20070822\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom-style: none !important; border-right-style: none !important; margin: 0px; border-top-style: none !important; border-left-style: none !important\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=exceltheatre-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B003XVYKVS&amp;camp=217145&amp;creative=399369\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>Have they ever done an Excel chart sketch on Saturday Night Live? If so, it probably featured Mr. Bill, looking scared!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I once wrote a neural network that used Excel as a front-end. Now that was a spreadsheet! <\/li>\n<li>take this excel spreadsheet of the warfield seating chart &amp; make a pretty graphic of it. spreadsheet anything makes my brain hurt so much! <\/li>\n<li>Okay. So yesterday, I plotted my first line graph, using excel. Now, this is nothing to most of u, but I&#8217;m a lawyer, n we avoid numbers! <\/li>\n<li>never thought I would have to write and code a Macro for excel. This is taking forever &gt;:( <\/li>\n<li>watching &quot;how to make a bar graph on excel&quot; on youtube. maybe i should&#8217;ve taken mrs. warner&#8217;s microsoft office class in high school.. <\/li>\n<li>What the hell is a pivot table? Do I need this? *looks around scared hoping no-one will notice Excel ineptitude* <\/li>\n<li>tired. i made like 5 graphs on excel and the whole document got deleted and i had to do it all again \ud83d\ude41 now i just want to sleep <\/li>\n<li>I think excel code is becoming part of my DNA. #reportOverload <\/li>\n<li>I have started a very complicated Excel Spreadsheet to chart the funniness of SNL. I&#8217;ve created a monster. <\/li>\n<li>Excel, if I ctrl-Z on one spreadsheet, I probably meant for you to undo the latest thing ON THAT WORKSHEET. <\/li>\n<li>Love that taking the word &quot;true&quot; out of an Excel formula can take my grade from a 39 to a 94. This class is stooopid <\/li>\n<li>Formatting a spreadsheet so i&#8217;ll be tweeting alot. You&#8217;ve been warned. Also, I need to take an advanced excel class. <\/li>\n<li>Dear #Excel, So, you found a problem. Why don&#8217;t you tell what is it, don&#8217;t you just shut the window, haven&#8217;t we been together for years? <\/li>\n<li>Almost 2 hrs on excel entering data\/trying to do these graphs&#8230; can&#8217;t wait til graduationnnn <\/li>\n<li>still not finished this this lab report&#8230; mainly because i started looking at career choices AND the fact i HATE doing excel graphs! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have they ever done an Excel chart sketch on Saturday Night Live? If so, it probably featured Mr. Bill, looking scared! I once wrote a neural network that used Excel as a front-end. Now that was a spreadsheet! take this excel spreadsheet of the warfield seating chart &amp; make a pretty graphic of it. spreadsheet &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/19\/excel-twitter-20111119\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111119&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1299"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1299\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}