{"id":1301,"date":"2011-11-21T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-21T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/21\/excel-twitter-20111121\/"},"modified":"2011-11-21T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-21T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111121","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/21\/excel-twitter-20111121\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111121"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/image13.png\" width=\"113\" height=\"113\" \/>Excel can lead to strange behaviour, and stupid questions, but you probably knew that already.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It doesn&#8217;t count as an infographic if it is a chart that someone created in Excel. #fail <\/li>\n<li>Tonight was the first time in my life I think I&#8217;ve ever felt computer illiterate. I don&#8217;t know how to make a graph in excel anymore&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>The office is reeling today from the revelation that one of our account managers has an excel spreadsheet for Xmas&#8230;now that&#8217;s organised! <\/li>\n<li>wonders if you still love him even though he is the kind of person who wakes up early on a Saturday morning to take an Excel class. #fb <\/li>\n<li>Putting together an Excel spreadsheet with addresses for Christmas cards. Why haven&#8217;t I done this before? <\/li>\n<li>Just becoming a boss on these IF statements in excel at work today. Wish I knew this in college. <\/li>\n<li>Wrapping up 12+ hours of Excel spreadsheet copy and pasting at 4am on my day off&#8230; sleep is for the weak! #internlife <\/li>\n<li>I was always told there are no stupid questions, but &quot;Why is my cursor a plus shape in Excel, but nowhere else?&quot; &#8230;Come on! Really? <\/li>\n<li>OH: &quot;Give that boss a pivot table. Bosses love pivot tables&#8230;&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I got asked if I knew what a pivot table was in a job interview once. I thought it was the weirdest question. <\/li>\n<li>OMG. A co-worker pasted a JPG into an Excel worksheet and e-mailed it. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel, please stop automatically changing the line colours on all of my graphs to brown! <\/li>\n<li>Excel is possessed&#8230; was working on a spreadsheet. Doing a calculation, the fields I was calculating spelled &quot;GABLOT&quot; O.O <\/li>\n<li>Do you know any tools for creating sexy charts for documents and presentations? They all look Excel-like&#8230; boring #charts <\/li>\n<li>I learned how to use excel pivot charts today. Wish I hadn&#8217;t. Head about to explode&#8230; POP! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Christmas Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Christmas-Planner.html\">Excel Christmas Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excel can lead to strange behaviour, and stupid questions, but you probably knew that already. It doesn&#8217;t count as an infographic if it is a chart that someone created in Excel. #fail Tonight was the first time in my life I think I&#8217;ve ever felt computer illiterate. I don&#8217;t know how to make a graph &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/21\/excel-twitter-20111121\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111121&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}