{"id":1303,"date":"2011-11-22T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-22T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/22\/excel-twitter-20111122\/"},"modified":"2011-11-22T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-22T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111122","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/22\/excel-twitter-20111122\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111122"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/image14.png\" width=\"71\" height=\"82\" \/> It&#8217;s not an Excel obsession, it&#8217;s a way of life! And you really need Excel this week, as you get ready for Thanksgiving. If you don&#8217;t have your spreadsheet set up yet, you can download my <a title=\"Excel Holiday Dinner Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Dinner-Planner.html\">Excel Holiday Dinner Planner<\/a>.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>There must be a word for excel obsession. It&#8217;s a real problem that affects millions of Americans every year. <\/li>\n<li>Just made an Excel spreadsheet of my work schedule for the next year. Yes. I said year. <\/li>\n<li>I think I just reviewed my one billionth spreadsheet row this year, if I review another billion I get the classic Excel 95 version for free <\/li>\n<li>Excel just gave me a warning message about a &#8216;minor loss of fidelity&#8217;. It&#8217;s a bad start to the week when your spreadsheet cheats on you. <\/li>\n<li>I made an excel spreadsheet with all of my friends on it and everyday it randomly selects someone who I&#8217;ll be a total dick to <\/li>\n<li>okkkaayy, i hate excel. it&#8217;s pathetic and stupid, but my teacher told me i&#8217;m gonna have to use it eventually. ready to leave <\/li>\n<li>Just realized Microsoft Word and Excel got deleted in the process&#8230; that might be a problem <\/li>\n<li>The BCS is a made up thing. It&#8217;s like unicorns. It&#8217;s three guys with an Excel spreadsheet. Seriously, it&#8217;s fake. How did it become real? <\/li>\n<li>Whew. Thanksgiving timeline finally set &amp; daily action item list started. Wanted to put it into Excel or make a Gantt chart&#8230; Too nerdy??? <\/li>\n<li>this new found OCD i discovered when these boxes didn&#8217;t line up on this excel worksheet &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; ! <\/li>\n<li>The PowerPivot function in #Excel is blowing my mind right now. I love you Excel. I love you soooo much. <\/li>\n<li>according to my excel spreadsheet formula (c3\u00f7d4*b6) iowa state is playing houston for the national title <\/li>\n<li>i am a boss of excel spreadsheets and planning holiday luncheons. <\/li>\n<li>Whoever thought that violet and cyan made good cell backgrounds for a financial analysis spreadsheet should have their Excel taken away. <\/li>\n<li>Based solely on how well I&#8217;m putting these charts together right now, I may or may not remove &quot;Excel Proficiency&quot; from my resume. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Holiday Dinner Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Dinner-Planner.html\">Excel Holiday Dinner Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not an Excel obsession, it&#8217;s a way of life! And you really need Excel this week, as you get ready for Thanksgiving. If you don&#8217;t have your spreadsheet set up yet, you can download my Excel Holiday Dinner Planner. There must be a word for excel obsession. It&#8217;s a real problem that affects millions &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/22\/excel-twitter-20111122\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111122&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}