{"id":1309,"date":"2011-11-25T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-25T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/25\/excel-twitter-20111125\/"},"modified":"2011-11-23T12:43:59","modified_gmt":"2011-11-23T17:43:59","slug":"excel-twitter-20111125","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/25\/excel-twitter-20111125\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111125"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Amazon Black Friday Sales\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/b?node=384082011&amp;_encoding=UTF8&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/image17.png\" width=\"94\" height=\"111\" \/><\/a>Have you recovered from your enormous holiday dinner? Here&#8217;s a light version of the Excel Twitter report, that you can read when you&#8217;ve finished shopping.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Building a contacts worksheet in #Excel reminds me to tell ever one to use Data Validation it takes a little bit long to set up but worth it <\/li>\n<li>What kind of pre-collaborative world is this where only one person can edit this Excel spreadsheet at a time? <\/li>\n<li>OMG I love it when VLOOKUP works!!! Excel magic, I feel like a magician! <\/li>\n<li>I need a way to analyze my level of stress. I would like an app that graphs it to an excel file &#8211; somebody get on that please. <\/li>\n<li>I just reached the end of an Excel spreadsheet. The end. <\/li>\n<li>You should try making more pie charts in Excel and see if that&#8217;s a good compromise. <\/li>\n<li>&#8230;revising for an excel exam tomo&#8230;boss told me today &quot;I WILL NOT BE HAPPY IF U DON&#8217;T PASS!&quot;&#8230;no pressure thennnnnn!!!!! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m bringing sexy back! No, don&#8217;t be silly. I&#8217;m itemising receipts in an Excel spreadsheet. Wait, I was right first time! <\/li>\n<li>Wow &#8211; geek alert&#8230;.I&#8217;ve started my first finance spreadsheet! Oh god&#8230;.when did I become a pensioner?! <\/li>\n<li>I love when MS Excel warns me that there&#8217;s been a &#8216;loss of fidelity&#8217;. It reminds me not to take our relationship for granted. <\/li>\n<li>Excel, you don&#8217;t like having to process 16,000 data points into a log chart? Deal with it. WOMAN UP! #cmon <\/li>\n<li>It really irritates me when people have loud conversations on their mobiles on trains. Jeeeez I don&#8217;t care about your spreadsheet problems! <\/li>\n<li>Africa has so many data points that trying to graph it breaks Excel. This is such a Goddessdamned nuisance&#8211;I&#8217;ll have to stick with the USA. <\/li>\n<li>my business card should actually read &quot;Excel Expert&quot; or &quot;Master of data manipulation&quot; or &quot;That guy that makes his boss look real good&quot; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" height=\"60\" src=\"https:\/\/rcm.amazon.com\/e\/cm?t=exceltheatre-20&amp;o=1&amp;p=13&amp;l=ur1&amp;category=msflshbanner&amp;banner=1HPQZVCQH9SGSYJ8J5G2&amp;f=ifr\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"468\" marginwidth=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Validation\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataVal01.html\">Excel Data Validation<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you recovered from your enormous holiday dinner? Here&#8217;s a light version of the Excel Twitter report, that you can read when you&#8217;ve finished shopping. Building a contacts worksheet in #Excel reminds me to tell ever one to use Data Validation it takes a little bit long to set up but worth it What kind &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/25\/excel-twitter-20111125\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111125&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1309"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1314,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1309\/revisions\/1314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}