{"id":1317,"date":"2011-11-26T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-26T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/26\/excel-twitter-20111126\/"},"modified":"2011-11-26T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-26T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111126","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/26\/excel-twitter-20111126\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111126"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/image18.png\" width=\"105\" height=\"94\" \/> Let the Christmas shopping begin, the teachers showing the youngsters how to get started. Even Santa is using Excel, and a few pivot tables, if you can believe these tweets.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My pivot table is lying to me!!! <\/li>\n<li>You know how screwed up markets are when you have to change the lower limits on your excel graph axes because the index went way lower. <\/li>\n<li>&#8216;Xmas Shopping&#8217; in Y4 Maths. Showed kids how to use Excel, add\/copy formulas, use funcs, formatting, work out % etc, They loved it! <\/li>\n<li>When Excel says it can&#8217;t load more than 32,000 points in to a chart, that doesn&#8217;t mean &quot;go ahead and make a line graph of the first 31,999&quot; <\/li>\n<li>A technocrat is a just another word for a bureaucrat who knows how to work an Excel spreadsheet sufficiently to cook the books. <\/li>\n<li>Ahhhh graphs made using Excel are so pretty and perfect &#8211; it makes me happy #beingserious #nerdytweet #littlethings #dontjudge <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve just heard from Santa. Apparently, he&#8217;s making a list and checking it twice&#8230; he&#8217;s got an Excel spreadsheet with pivot tables in! :() <\/li>\n<li>Not sure why these guys insist on using Excel if they have no clue how to work on it #worktweet <\/li>\n<li>I love excel. Never had a problem with it. Except their over-zealous response to a circular reference. <\/li>\n<li>The best part about being Amish is never having to use an Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Someone just complimented the &quot;pretty colors&quot; on my Excel spreadsheet. That wasn&#8217;t exactly the compliment that I was going for. #hmmph <\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t know about you but about this time of year I like to compile a pivot table of all Christmas beer invites, to maximise drinking. <\/li>\n<li>1. Click to close Excel instead of individual worksheet 2. Click No to discard changes on worksheet you&#8217;ve been working on 3. Curse loudly <\/li>\n<li>I have tried to hand-write this chart 6 times this morning. How many tries does it take in Excel? 1. #LostTheBasics #DigitallyLiterate <\/li>\n<li>My boss is 54 and using excel right now for the very first time in his life. Thank god I&#8217;m leaving in 20 minutes. This could take all night <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Christmas Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Christmas-Planner.html\">Excel Christmas Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let the Christmas shopping begin, the teachers showing the youngsters how to get started. Even Santa is using Excel, and a few pivot tables, if you can believe these tweets. My pivot table is lying to me!!! You know how screwed up markets are when you have to change the lower limits on your excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/26\/excel-twitter-20111126\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111126&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}