{"id":1325,"date":"2011-11-30T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-30T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/30\/excel-twitter-20111130\/"},"modified":"2011-11-30T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-30T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111130","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/30\/excel-twitter-20111130\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111130"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/image21.png\" width=\"119\" height=\"119\" \/> It&#8217;s tempting to indulge in treats during the holiday season, so be careful with those office cakes, and Christmas cookies. Your doctor might like to see a chart of your bonbon consumption, along with your weight chart.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Who wants to give me a fabulous new job? I can type like a demon &amp; WILL make office cakes once a week! I also love a good Excel spreadsheet! <\/li>\n<li>im making an excel spreadsheet and graph to show my Dr. tomorrow, I feel A. like a dork and B. like a problem patient <\/li>\n<li>I love my mac. I miss excel. Numbers can suck it. <\/li>\n<li>I hate excel. Partly because it is the worst program on earth and partly because it makes me feel stupid. But mostly the first one. <\/li>\n<li>Everyone at work likes the new version of the Excel spreadsheet I designed! #happynerd <\/li>\n<li>Me to older boss: Anything you can do (in Excel) I can do better; I can do anything (in Excel) better than you! Boss: No you can&#8217;t! Oh wait. <\/li>\n<li>How does Excel know to crash exactly right before you are about to save a past hour&#8217;s worth of work? <\/li>\n<li>MS Excel, you are useful and evil all at once. Graphs, I am sick of you. Stop being all&#8230; graphy and&#8230; useful. #ShouldHaveBeenaLitMajor <\/li>\n<li>Finally getting around to putting my weight chart on excel. Been hand tracking it since January 2010. <\/li>\n<li>Going to have a day of doing Excel work. Including pie charts and some others with complicated names. #ThisIsNotTheLife <\/li>\n<li>i accidentally hit the freeze pain button on my excel spreadsheet and went into full panic mode for like 20 minutes O_O <\/li>\n<li>I have just deleted a years worth of data out of an excel spreadsheet and there is no way I can get it back #lifefail #istgonnabeoneofthose. <\/li>\n<li>Um&#8230; Finally made my payslip spreadsheet. According to my Excel skillz, I&#8217;m owed $2013.9125. #drinksonme? <\/li>\n<li>What did people do before excel? Pivot table, I love you. <\/li>\n<li>Redoing this document for the FOURTH TIME because Excel formulas are the devil. If it doesn&#8217;t work this time I&#8217;m Hulk-smashing my PC. #rage <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m busy reviewing the Excel spreadsheet of Christmas cookie baking dates. Today &#8211; honey caramels or bonbons? Decisions, decisions&#8230; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Christmas Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Christmas-Planner.html\">Excel Christmas Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Weight Loss Tracker\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2010\/01\/04\/excel-weight-loss-tracker\/\">Excel Weight Loss Tracker<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s tempting to indulge in treats during the holiday season, so be careful with those office cakes, and Christmas cookies. Your doctor might like to see a chart of your bonbon consumption, along with your weight chart. Who wants to give me a fabulous new job? I can type like a demon &amp; WILL make &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/11\/30\/excel-twitter-20111130\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111130&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}