{"id":1326,"date":"2011-12-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-01T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/01\/excel-twitter-20111201\/"},"modified":"2011-12-01T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-01T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111201","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/01\/excel-twitter-20111201\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111201"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B000002KGT\/ref=as_li_ss_il?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=217145&amp;creative=399369&amp;creativeASIN=B000002KGT\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/ws.assoc-amazon.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&amp;Format=_SL110_&amp;ASIN=B000002KGT&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;ID=AsinImage&amp;WS=1&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;ServiceVersion=20070822\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom-style: none !important; border-right-style: none !important; margin: 0px; border-top-style: none !important; border-left-style: none !important\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=exceltheatre-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B000002KGT&amp;camp=217145&amp;creative=399369\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>If math and Satan had a child, and named it Excel, would it enjoy the music of Fleetwood Mac? <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If I printed out the excel spreadsheet, I would have a nice sized blanket <\/li>\n<li>How does Excel know everything before I do? Were already finishing each others sentences. Is this what learning feels like? Or love? <\/li>\n<li>Today I will mostly be copying and pasting information from an old excel spreadsheet to the new version of the spreadsheet. Thug life. <\/li>\n<li>Looking at Excel spread sheets all day is surprisingly incredibly tiring. Also, Excel is the love child of math and Satan. <\/li>\n<li>Fleetwood mac and excel spreadsheets; the perfect combo for an afternoon in work. <\/li>\n<li>If it takes you 6+ hours to create a spreadsheet, you probably shouldn&#8217;t be using Excel to begin with. And don&#8217;t make it my problem. <\/li>\n<li>Everyone knows the older person at work that asks every question about Excel, Word, etc&#8230; Do your best not to become that person&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>If your Big Visible Charts are always shared via emailed Excel files, you might be an agile redneck. #putitonthewall <\/li>\n<li>Wow! Two insanely busy work days in a row and I&#8217;m beginning to see Excel grids in people&#8217;s faces! O.o <\/li>\n<li>I feel bad for people who don&#8217;t get to make Excel graphs. They&#8217;re so fun and colourful that it seems wrong to be paid for that work. <\/li>\n<li>Having a massive finance geek day using pivot tables w several hundred thousand rows of data. Riveting&#8230; If only excel would stop crashing! <\/li>\n<li>Open Excel spreadsheet&#8230;go make coffee. They don&#8217;t call it big data for nothin&#8217;!! \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m bloody starving. This isn&#8217;t helping the pressures of copying and pasting some information from an old spreadsheet to the new version. <\/li>\n<li>Since I&#8217;m an excel ninja I get free overtime? I&#8217;m not sure how that works, but my boss is the one giving the orders, so alrighty then! <\/li>\n<li>I was really not made to ever make charts or use Excel. My brain just doesn&#8217;t work like this. <\/li>\n<li>I REFUSE to make an Excel sheet. I&#8217;ll hand-code CSV instead. #LikeADev <\/li>\n<li>My boss bought me a book. Excel for Dummies. Heh. Subtle. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Christmas Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Christmas-Planner.html\">Excel Christmas Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If math and Satan had a child, and named it Excel, would it enjoy the music of Fleetwood Mac? If I printed out the excel spreadsheet, I would have a nice sized blanket How does Excel know everything before I do? Were already finishing each others sentences. Is this what learning feels like? Or love? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/01\/excel-twitter-20111201\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111201&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}