{"id":1330,"date":"2011-12-03T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-03T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/03\/excel-twitter-20111203\/"},"modified":"2011-12-02T09:40:51","modified_gmt":"2011-12-02T14:40:51","slug":"excel-twitter-20111203","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/03\/excel-twitter-20111203\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111203"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/image.png\" width=\"99\" height=\"107\" \/>Remember to move occasionally, while you&#8217;re working on your Excel files, so the lights don&#8217;t go out!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Almost finished Christmas shopping.. there are more ambers &amp; greens than reds on the spreadsheet and I&#8217;m even considering a pivot table #sad <\/li>\n<li>Still slightly shocked that I knew the answer to a mate&#8217;s excel formula problem <\/li>\n<li>After a week of battling with copy\/paste issues &amp; Excel repeatedly crashing, I found that the problem was related to Conditional Formatting. <\/li>\n<li>Hot tea. American Gangster. Excel spreadsheet. #LateNightsEarlyMornings <\/li>\n<li>Spent the past two hours being given an introduction to programming and writing code for Excel. My brain actually feels frazzled. <\/li>\n<li>I just spent two hours staring at an Excel workbook with no fewer than 40 worksheets (I&#8217;d guess closer to 100) and now my brain is dead. <\/li>\n<li>As data journalism gets more complex, can&#8217;t lose sight of this: There are times when a simple Excel pivot table does the trick. <\/li>\n<li>I love you, F4 key, for helping me select absolute references in Excel instead of typing the stupid dollar sign in front of each digit. <\/li>\n<li>Is in a meeting updating an excel spreadsheet. The highlight was a bakewell tart arriving. Enough said &#8230;&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>the motion-sensor lights in my office turned off on me once when i was working on the world&#8217;s biggest excel spreadsheet&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>When a scientist tells an intern to make an excel graph look pretty, does he mean put a bow on it? <\/li>\n<li>Spam marketing or not, an invitation to a 3 part webinar on Excel Pivot Tables is just insulting. <\/li>\n<li>I was just told my Excel formulas are &quot;badass.&quot; Not everyone can be a spreadsheet ninja. <\/li>\n<li>Xmas shopping Step #1: prepare Excel spreadsheet for those receiving gifts &#8211; yeah son, I said EXCEL SPREADSHEET #planandexecute lol <\/li>\n<li>I spent ages last night expanding the structure of the new knitting blog. Created some AWESOME Excel forms. I love Excel! \ud83d\ude00 <\/li>\n<li>Omg for the first time excel actually made a perfect graph to which I don&#8217;t have to edit. #THANKU <\/li>\n<li>With pivot tables and vlookup, I am rapidly approaching Excel Sensei status. Now that&#8217;s something to tweet about&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Hello December! Time to change all Spreadsheet colors to red and green. Excel cannot escape Crimmus.<\/li>\n<li>Only advice I can give is never work with children, animals or Excel \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Christmas Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Christmas-Planner.html\">Excel Christmas Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Conditional Formatting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlCondFormat01.html\">Excel Conditional Formatting<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember to move occasionally, while you&#8217;re working on your Excel files, so the lights don&#8217;t go out! 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