{"id":1333,"date":"2011-12-05T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-05T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/05\/excel-twitter-20111205\/"},"modified":"2011-12-05T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-05T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111205","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/05\/excel-twitter-20111205\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111205"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/image1.png\" width=\"75\" height=\"100\" \/>An Excel file that takes 10 minutes to open isn&#8217;t such a bad thing &#8212; that gives you a little time to focus on your music career. And try to avoid the lightning bolts!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Last night I had a nightmare I couldn&#8217;t find the REF error in an excel model. Work has officially consumed my conscious and sub-conscious. <\/li>\n<li>(I really hope there&#8217;s no &quot;Microsoft Excel Pie Chart Creativity&quot; academic journals out there, calling me some kinda artsy-fartsy type.) <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve finally found a use for the Pivot Table tool. I suppose this means God may strike me down with lightening at any moment now. <\/li>\n<li>Never thought creating an excel spreadsheet would be part of my music career&#8230; But I&#8217;m strangely comfortable with it. <\/li>\n<li>Pivot table me up, training man. I want all the tables. ALL OF THEM. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m trying to put together a pivot table from over 540,000 data points! I think my computer is crying. <\/li>\n<li>Oh good heavens&#8211;I love a ood Excel spreadsheet. All I need is a sum key and I&#8217;m set. Formulas? Over the moon! <\/li>\n<li>Today&#8217;s phrase used to describe an IT-related problem: &quot;this is unbearable&quot;. We could have skipped waterboarding for excel docs, apparently. <\/li>\n<li>I think I&#8217;m addicted to excel. I&#8217;m going to work early to work on a spreadsheet that nobody&#8217;s asked me to do. <\/li>\n<li>Nothing like opening your emails and discovering a 45MB spreadsheet for you to sort out. It takes Excel 10 mins just to open the thing. <\/li>\n<li>Pivot Tables, Excel, Slow Computers, Vodka = Hell <\/li>\n<li>Excel geeks do it after midnight. With formulas. And pivot tables. That is all. #excelgeeksconcatenate <\/li>\n<li>I just want to put this Excel workbook on Facebook and Twitter for everyone to admire because I worked so hard on it. <\/li>\n<li>only language i used to code was VBA within excel. that gets me nowhere. so i need you to point me in the direction as a total n00b <\/li>\n<li>Not many things beat the agony of a couple of hundred #REF! symbols in a spreadsheet when a few minutes ago there were numbers&#8230; #facepalm <\/li>\n<li>Save changes? What changes? I didn&#8217;t make any changes. Stupid Excel <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An Excel file that takes 10 minutes to open isn&#8217;t such a bad thing &#8212; that gives you a little time to focus on your music career. And try to avoid the lightning bolts! Last night I had a nightmare I couldn&#8217;t find the REF error in an excel model. 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