{"id":1339,"date":"2011-12-09T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-09T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/09\/excel-twitter-20111209\/"},"modified":"2011-12-09T08:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-09T13:00:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111209","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/09\/excel-twitter-20111209\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111209"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/image4.png\" width=\"108\" height=\"104\" \/>Did you know that there was a Christmas song about Excel sheets? Or were you too busy avoiding your Mom&#8217;s emails about your spending?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s not really that I hate Excel. It&#8217;s knowing that the 12 year old version of myself could have done this graph in Logo in 3 minutes. <\/li>\n<li>Aaaaah, the hour long &quot;undo&quot; when you accidentally delete 39000 rows in Excel. #FML <\/li>\n<li>now i know why everyone says excel is the hardest computer program in this whole class #FML <\/li>\n<li>So i just made a mistake and clicked on Excel when I was trying to click on Twitter. Maybe its a sign I need to do some work smh. <\/li>\n<li>So far for my essay I&#8217;ve written the title and drawn a pretty graph in Excel. I think that deserves a break. <\/li>\n<li>mom just emailed me an excel chart of my spending for the past month. to open or not to open. #scared #ignoranceisbliss <\/li>\n<li>I never thought I&#8217;d be able to make excel crash, but a graph of 70,000 results seems to do the trick #Ihatelabreports <\/li>\n<li>The secret to Excel whispering is to be firm &amp; show it who&#8217;s boss. Don&#8217;t be afraid to threaten it or use vulgar language. It respects that. <\/li>\n<li>Rainy day motivates me to work on excel to find a solution to keep track of all my projects #feelingnerdy <\/li>\n<li>How times have changed! 1 of the kid&#8217;s xmas wishlist was in an email on an excel spreadsheet. I&#8217;m sure the other&#8217;s will come via powerpoint. <\/li>\n<li>Got my ears petted at Chipotle. Not a euphemism. And can now make somewhat complex Excel graphs. Not related. <\/li>\n<li>MS excel master! Even my wedding budget and to dos are in spreadsheets. At least my boss doesn&#8217;t know if I&#8217;m working on work or non-work :p <\/li>\n<li>i may or may not have made an excel chart of smilies and X&#8217;s in order to figure out everyone&#8217;s secret santa. using math class in real life. <\/li>\n<li>why does my boss use the oldest version of everything? im pretty sure she&#8217;s using excel 2002. doesnt really make sense to me. <\/li>\n<li>Your story isn&#8217;t adding up, Excel. I have a pivot table that references that data, so don&#8217;t you #REF! me. You&#8217;re embarrassing both of us. <\/li>\n<li>I love this Christmas song, &quot;in excel sheets day old&#8230;&quot; Not sure what it has to do with Christmas but it sounds good <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Christmas Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Christmas-Planner.html\">Excel Christmas Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you know that there was a Christmas song about Excel sheets? Or were you too busy avoiding your Mom&#8217;s emails about your spending? It&#8217;s not really that I hate Excel. It&#8217;s knowing that the 12 year old version of myself could have done this graph in Logo in 3 minutes. Aaaaah, the hour long &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/09\/excel-twitter-20111209\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111209&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}