{"id":1343,"date":"2011-12-14T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-14T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/14\/excel-twitter-20111214\/"},"modified":"2011-12-14T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-14T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111214","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/14\/excel-twitter-20111214\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111214"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/image6.png\" width=\"132\" height=\"120\" \/> Do not unplug a stranger&#8217;s computer, no matter what they&#8217;re working on, or how rude Excel is being. Have a fourth cup of coffee and you&#8217;ll feel cool again. <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I love Excel Formulas. Feeling cool with meself right now. <\/li>\n<li>Been at the office since 4am. Still haven&#8217;t solved the problem. Now excel is being rude, and VBA is being borky. #abugslife <\/li>\n<li>My professor who gave extra credit in excel form, used sheet 2 to solve the problem, and sheet 1 is the answer, I feel bad I found this out <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m on my THIRD (afternoon) coffee and I kind of feel like it&#8217;s part of the problem. My brain is racing! Excel can&#8217;t keep up! HELP <\/li>\n<li>Im doing excel spreadsheet stuff and i look over and this girl studying types of drugs and effects of alcohol. I want to unplug her computer <\/li>\n<li>Engineers LOVE embedding Word docs inside Excel docs inside another Word doc. They&#8217;re the only ones I&#8217;ve seen do that LOL. <\/li>\n<li>I have to make a graph, what do I do? I&#8217;m so confused! Do I use excel? <\/li>\n<li>To master any data analysis, one must first master Pivot Tables. To master Pivot Tables, one must first master one&#8217;s lifelong fear of Excel. <\/li>\n<li>If you look up &quot;worlds greatest calculator&quot; and don&#8217;t see the Excel icon&#8230; you have a problem. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel. Would it hurt you to come to the real world and have separate windows for each worksheet? Your friend Word did it years ago <\/li>\n<li>Your story isn&#8217;t adding up, Excel. I have a pivot table that references that data, so don&#8217;t you #REF! me. You&#8217;re embarrassing both of us. <\/li>\n<li>Went hunting in Excel for the keyboard shortcut for &quot;hide this column&quot;. Found &quot;hide this workbook&quot; instead. These are not interchangeable. <\/li>\n<li>I spent the whole day deciphering somebody else&#8217;s Excel VBA code. I did not enjoy it. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do not unplug a stranger&#8217;s computer, no matter what they&#8217;re working on, or how rude Excel is being. Have a fourth cup of coffee and you&#8217;ll feel cool again. I love Excel Formulas. Feeling cool with meself right now. Been at the office since 4am. Still haven&#8217;t solved the problem. 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