{"id":1347,"date":"2011-12-16T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-16T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/16\/excel-twitter-20111216\/"},"modified":"2011-12-14T20:45:23","modified_gmt":"2011-12-15T01:45:23","slug":"excel-twitter-20111216","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/16\/excel-twitter-20111216\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111216"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/image8.png\" width=\"93\" height=\"93\" \/>Are bosses really fooled by colourful Excel sheets? Do professors change grades based on Excel spreadsheet arguments? Maybe the Internet knows the answers.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>New system &quot;To save you time with all that Excel work you do&quot; actually creates more Excel work before all the Excel work I do. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Internet, I fixed a stupid Excel mail merge issue today. I never thought this could make me feel like a super hero. #littlethings <\/li>\n<li>Pumping out fake statistics and charts in Excel while listening to Godspeed. That seems appropriate. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m having one of those &quot;I hate #powerpivot with a passion&quot; days today <\/li>\n<li>Watching a stupid movie and more enthralled with the fact I can open and edit Excel spreadsheets on my iPad. Whaaat a nerrrrd. <\/li>\n<li>The format is different. -VP &quot;It&#8217;s a pivot table. The data is the same.&quot; -Me &quot;The format is different.&quot;-VP &quot;Jesus Christ.&quot; -Me #headdesk <\/li>\n<li>In the business world, sometimes you get excited to hear there&#8217;s a Matrix, but it&#8217;s always an Excel spreadsheet. #fb <\/li>\n<li>I think I use Excel more to compile rap lists than I use it for legitimate spreadsheet purposes. Like I just did my top albums of 2011 list <\/li>\n<li>I started organizing my life on an excel spreadsheet so that I don&#8217;t lose track of my brains. #senioryear is so difficult <\/li>\n<li>i clearly have gone crazy. I just made an excel spreadsheet arguing why a professor should change my grade to a b. #ivelostmymind <\/li>\n<li>Has anyone ever used the word &quot;sick&quot; to describe an Excel spreadsheet? Allow me to be the first. <\/li>\n<li>Do you think my boss would understand if I said that I&#8217;m suffering from Excel blindness? <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m about to kill an old man who doesn&#8217;t understand how excel spreadsheets work&#8230; #theyareasecondyearclass #howdoyounotgetthisnow <\/li>\n<li>My boss&#8217;s boss just walked in. Let me open my colorful excel file. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"PowerPivot from Identical Files\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/PowerPivot-Identical-Excel-Files.html\">PowerPivot from Identical Files<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are bosses really fooled by colourful Excel sheets? Do professors change grades based on Excel spreadsheet arguments? Maybe the Internet knows the answers. New system &quot;To save you time with all that Excel work you do&quot; actually creates more Excel work before all the Excel work I do. Dear Internet, I fixed a stupid Excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/16\/excel-twitter-20111216\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111216&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1347"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1348,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1347\/revisions\/1348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}