{"id":1351,"date":"2011-12-19T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-19T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/19\/excel-twitter-20111219\/"},"modified":"2011-12-18T10:24:53","modified_gmt":"2011-12-18T15:24:53","slug":"excel-twitter-20111219","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/19\/excel-twitter-20111219\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111219"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B001GCUER0\/ref=as_li_tf_il?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B001GCUER0\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/ws.assoc-amazon.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&amp;Format=_SL160_&amp;ASIN=B001GCUER0&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;ID=AsinImage&amp;WS=1&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;ServiceVersion=20070822\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom-style: none !important; border-right-style: none !important; margin: 0px; border-top-style: none !important; border-left-style: none !important\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=exceltheatre-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B001GCUER0\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>Even if you are a mad man, or self-proclaimed Excel moron, your Excel work will be easier if you know how to use a pivot table. Don&#8217;t let hell freeze over before you learn!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Apparently Mad Men is going to conclude in the present day. Can&#8217;t wait to see an 80 year-old Don struggling to build a pivot table. <\/li>\n<li>I am creating a D&amp;D character. On an Excel spreadsheet. A Lizardman Sorceror. Feel free to judge me. #nerd <\/li>\n<li>How lame is it that I&#8217;m incredibly proud of an excel spreadsheet I made? Qualifying factor: it&#8217;s a pretty boss spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Hell freezes over! The Budster actually learned how to create an Excel spreadsheet with formulas today! WOW! Who is this guy? <\/li>\n<li>This has been my busiest week of work ever (at Vodafone)! I know, because I charted it in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>As a self-proclaimed excel moron I am instead drawing my own graph on paper. You know, that stuff no one uses anymore. <\/li>\n<li>I have just calculated that roughly 20% of my work time is spent staring at #bluedonuts on excel. PLEASE KILL ME. <\/li>\n<li>I like Excel. I like remembering functions I can use to make work easier. #nerd <\/li>\n<li>tonight Ian got his USB drive, made some slides in powerpoint and created and inserted an Excel graph of data. in 3 grade I didn&#8217;t do that.. <\/li>\n<li>I am about to cry. I just accidentally deleted hours of excel spreadsheets for this HUGE project that&#8217;s due in 3 hours. #FML <\/li>\n<li>Whenever I leave work my computer gets really confused. &quot;So wait you want to close ALL of your excel windows?&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I hate Excel with equal amounts of passion as I love Ferrero Rocher chocolates. Think about that one. Think about it. <\/li>\n<li>Dear excel I think our love affair is over. I&#8217;ve heard absence makes the heart grow fonder,let&#8217;s hope or else #awkwardmonday. #beertime <\/li>\n<li>You know you work at a bank when you have to fill out an excel spreadsheet to order lunch. <\/li>\n<li>Basically I made a really awesome excel worksheet which is doing all the math for me, and then I&#8217;ll graph the results. <\/li>\n<li>Its 3:40 am and I can&#8217;t remember how to use Excel. Thank you internet for this website meant for grade school kids that creates easy graphs! <\/li>\n<li>Again, why is it suddenly my problem that the figures in this Excel sheet don&#8217;t add up? They gave me the numbers. I just put them in. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even if you are a mad man, or self-proclaimed Excel moron, your Excel work will be easier if you know how to use a pivot table. Don&#8217;t let hell freeze over before you learn! Apparently Mad Men is going to conclude in the present day. 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