{"id":1353,"date":"2011-12-20T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-20T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/20\/excel-twitter-20111220\/"},"modified":"2011-12-20T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-20T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111220","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/20\/excel-twitter-20111220\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111220"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Having the boss do 1\/57th of the Excel work sounds about right to me! Do use a spreadsheet when you finally get home, and you&#8217;ll feel better.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/image10.png\" width=\"129\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You know what I love about using excel in this math unit? It&#8217;s like working for my parents all over again&#8230; (sarcasm at it&#8217;s max) <\/li>\n<li>Such a nerd!! Just cracking myself up over an excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>Help a girl with Excel and she&#8217;ll love you for it. Teach a girl Excel and she&#8217;ll never need your help again. <\/li>\n<li>so much for leaving work early. my boss was supposed to split a spreadsheet of 57 calls with me. he did one. <\/li>\n<li>you have a problem, sir. You have an addiction to spreadsheet games. Of course you want to make a game about loans. <\/li>\n<li>Plagued by thoughts of my past and future, I somehow disappeared into a circular-referencing excel spreadsheet labeled &quot;#timedoesntexist&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I have a spreadsheet of stuff to do before Christmas, a column for each member of the family. Good for me. The other 3 will HATE it! Shame. <\/li>\n<li>Leavin this place can&#8217;t look at another spreadsheet I&#8217;m officially delirious <\/li>\n<li>I would love to spreadsheet my collecting, but since excel is 90% of my job, I dare not touch spreadsheets at home&#8230; Haha <\/li>\n<li>In my last company, you could get paid to teach classes after hours. Wish we had that here. Would love to teach people to REALLY use Excel. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m looking at this spreadsheet like it can&#8217;t add. This is hilarious. I&#8217;m also really tired. <\/li>\n<li>Why don&#8217;t I have an Excel Spreadsheet for my Xmas list yet?! #TypeA #duh <\/li>\n<li>Unprompted, my son is creating an Excel spreadsheet of the @Indians lineup. #thatsmyboy #isitspringyet <\/li>\n<li>My father mailed out an excel spreadsheet to the entire extended family of what each person must make for xmas dinner.. what is my family?<\/li>\n<li>Lessons I have learnt from Burlesque 3) Cher is amazing with an Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Christmas Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Christmas-Planner.html\">Excel Christmas Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Holiday Dinner Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Dinner-Planner.html\">Excel Holiday Dinner Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having the boss do 1\/57th of the Excel work sounds about right to me! Do use a spreadsheet when you finally get home, and you&#8217;ll feel better. You know what I love about using excel in this math unit? It&#8217;s like working for my parents all over again&#8230; (sarcasm at it&#8217;s max) Such a nerd!! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/20\/excel-twitter-20111220\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111220&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}