{"id":1360,"date":"2011-12-24T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-24T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/24\/excel-twitter-20111224\/"},"modified":"2011-12-24T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-24T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111224","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/24\/excel-twitter-20111224\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111224"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/image12.png\" width=\"155\" height=\"139\" \/>Merry Christmas! I hope Excel is helping you keep the names straight on your greeting cards to the neighbours!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Husband (a non-programmer) is programming an Excel spreadsheet tonight. He&#8217;s giddy as a kid on Christmas morning. It&#8217;s adorable \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Hopefully next year, I wouldn&#8217;t have to work on more than 5 excel workbooks at any given time.. <\/li>\n<li>Distracted by data and graphs in Excel. I have two important tasks this afternoon &#8211; buy ingredients for dinner, and make mince pies. <\/li>\n<li>The really difficult moment when you cry because you think you&#8217;ve deleted 2 days work but in fact you&#8217;ve just hidden the excel cells <\/li>\n<li>Just made $10 for typing up an excel spreadsheet for mi padre \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>I try to be cool at work by drinking scotch like Don Draper but just end up being a drunk guy in a hoodie that can do Excel. <\/li>\n<li>if by &quot;work&quot; you mean sitting in my cubicle staring at an excel spreadsheet gently weeping, then yes, i&#8217;m at work. <\/li>\n<li>done with the #excel chart i was editing for dad .. and still , he doesn&#8217;t pay me =P parents *head shaking* <\/li>\n<li>looks like MIS class just paid off because I just made a prety cool excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>Oh wow, the Excel spreadsheet on my PC just became 3D&#8230;#toomuchwork #lackofsleep <\/li>\n<li>spent 6 hours on 1 excel spreadsheet. That was some messed up document, but i fixed it cause i is clever. (sometimes) :p <\/li>\n<li>Two hours of sleep + Microsoft excel = falling asleep upright in front of your computer at work. <\/li>\n<li>No matter where you work, someone will ALWAYS send that email containing Flash games in Excel like Sonic\/PacMan #Christmas <\/li>\n<li>indeed one of the main reasons I became and Ecologist was so I could spend 9 hours a day staring at an excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>Thank goodness I made an excel spreadsheet about the neighbours or I&#8217;d never get the right children with the right parents in the cards <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Christmas Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Christmas-Planner.html\">Excel Christmas Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Holiday Dinner Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Dinner-Planner.html\">Excel Holiday Dinner Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merry Christmas! I hope Excel is helping you keep the names straight on your greeting cards to the neighbours! Husband (a non-programmer) is programming an Excel spreadsheet tonight. He&#8217;s giddy as a kid on Christmas morning. It&#8217;s adorable \ud83d\ude42 Hopefully next year, I wouldn&#8217;t have to work on more than 5 excel workbooks at any &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/24\/excel-twitter-20111224\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111224&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1360\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}